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Why is everyone putting "lol" at the end of potentially offensive messages now? Was there a memo I missed while moving? Is this some new internet craze I've missed out on for the simple reason I'm still playing catch up from a craze that happened yonks ago. It's like, make one cup of tea or read a single book, and there's an encyclopaedia worth of new lingo and customs to use when communicating online you have to catch up on

When I say everything is clean, I mean most surfaces are clean. There is still the odd hairball rolling around, the thriving dust bunny civilisation under the couch, and the great dusty plains on the bookshelf that create a surprisingly diverse, harsh life

Views from Wilden Rd, Bardon (at Bardon, Queensland)

Guess who's been made an honorary affiliate of Dymocks! Well, not me, but a boy can dream #bookworm #tbrpile

#bookworm #tbrpile

Ferry Trips

In hindsight, I probably should have read the assessment brief before I dove headfirst into the research

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Australian Politicians You Should Fight

Mike Baird: Please. Please fight him. No one cares who wins or loses. Kick his ass from Parliament House to Star City. Do it for the disabled kids he’s hurting with his healthcare cuts. Do it for the environment. Please.

Malcolm Turnbull: First, look like you’re his friend. Make yourself look like a respite from all the ass kicking he’s had in his life. Then punch him in the fucking face. Karma.

Tony Abbott: You should try, but unless you grab his ears to hold him still, he’ll probably weasel his way out of the fight. A better method would be to ask him a direct question and watch him dig his own grave with his words.

Julia Gillard: Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage. Did you not see her hand Abbott’s ass to him during that one women’s rights speech? Do you have a death wish?

Kevin Rudd: Okay, maybe he wasn’t the best Prime Minister, but he certainly wasn’t the worst. He got us through the GFC. He tried, I guess. Now he’s just quietly doing something or another with international policy. Leave him alone.

John Howard: At the very least can you wax his eyebrows. Rather than fighting him, let’s just stick him in a detention centre and let the asylum seekers have him. The people in Nauru deserve that much.

Howard Holt: DO NOT FIGHT HE PROBABLY HAS CHINA ON HIS SIDE. OR ALIENS. OR WHATEVER THE FUCK LIVES IN THE DEEP SEA.

Mike Baird: Yes, he’s here twice. Round two, motherfucker. Smash a beer bottle over his head. Drag him through King’s Cross and let the party people have him.

me on a date: so what do you think about Tony Abbott?

them: He's a good Prime Minis....

me stuffing bread sticks into my purse: sorry I have to go home right now immediately

Being introduced to an incredible catchy song and thinking, "I'm gonna kill the person who introduced this to me, but try and ruin as many people's productivity as possible with this before going to jail"

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Today, in my exciting* life...

So last night after Uni, I was walking up to the bus stop. Exciting, I know. And before I get into this equally exciting parable, let me just state that I’d just gone through a 9 hour long marathon of back to back classes, in which I was surrounded almost entirely by first years, and had spent the previous 5 days working.

Anyway, there I was, on the verge of zombie shuffling down the last street I had to traverse before I got to the blessed bus stop. I was tired, seeing as I hadn’t had a day to myself in almost a week, and I was hungry, seeing as I’d had breakfast and two sushi rolls that day. So how I managed to notice the $100 in cash fall from a someone’s pocket may very well be an act of God himself.

But notice it I did, and what did I do with that knowledge? Without really stopping to consider any alternative, I picked the money up, took my headphones out, and ran after the rightful owner.

But the story doesn’t stop there. I wouldn’t describe the owner as being beside herself with gratitude, but she was obviously happy to get the money back. And considering the numerous stereotypes surrounding my generation, and how untrustworthy people can be, she was thankful. In a decision that took as much processing time as my decision to pick the money up, she split the cash in half, and gave me a share as a reward.

Needless to say, I was shocked. I didn’t return the money expecting a reward, I did it simply because I’m a good person. I know what it’s likes having to count your pennies and stick to a strict budget in order to ensure you can afford the necessities. For all I know, she could’ve needed that $100 to get her through to pay day, so losing it would cause more grief for her than any monetary gain for me.

Despite trying to turn down the reward, she insisted, eventually walking away. For a few seconds I stood there, looking at the money in my hand just trying to come to grips with what had just happened. By being honest and returning cash that someone had dropped, I had been given 50% of it as a reward.

So remember Kids, there is nothing wrong with being honest. It is an admirable trait, and if my crazy story is anything to go by, can serve you well in life.

People in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones, nor should they be walking around naked

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Je suis Paris

So this is from a small coffee stall outside the Library at Uni. This sign is the reason they're one of my favourite coffee places in Brisbane. There's a new one almost every day. This one here though has got to be one of my favourites.

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house from not too long ago

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