weird things ive heard at school

these are REAL things i have heard while at school. i have been writing them down on a google doc and decided to share it with all of you :-). I will post one once a week til i don't have enough for once a week.

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"Dora shush im trying to be stressed"

- girl in my art class

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"Avery went pants"

- Vince

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"I am turf"

-unknown

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"Did you ask yourself "Is this too sexist?""

- Mr. G

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"A bunch of old ass white people standing next to a worn down house"

- Mr. G

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"Im not worried about that because im not racist"

-my teacher Mr. G

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"Im not like other girls, im racist"

-jacob

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"Stop messing with my pocket protector"

-some kid in my theatre class

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"One of my feet are gone"

- unknown (i forgot who)

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"Jesus is still laughing at me"

-jenny

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"Noah put on your clothes"

- Jacob

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"You're not getting altoids either"

-my pal James

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"Imagine being put up for adoption and a family chooses a rat over you"

-some kid in my audio visual class