[enki2]

[dailycatsblog]

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[abigail]

i miss who i was but i will never be her again but also she will always be a part of who i am and i cannot change this fact i will always be her

[yeahponcho]

absolutely flumped. no doubt about it.

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[memewhore]

[fuckblast]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

[dragonessmiralis]

They’re opening the largest one from 1975 in like a month

[starryvioletnight]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like five days

[uziwoofman12-deactivated2026040]

IF WE DONT GET TIME CAPSULE TRENDING IM GONNA BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ALL

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[bogleech]

A zillion people are asking in the notes so yes the legendary artist is alive and thriving having merely escaped the pull of social media posting and scrolling.

Earlier this year I played Rayman Legends in their house.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

“pull the trigger, piglet.”

[dolfin]

ang3larts

[mortuarydolls]

i must be a clitoris the way yall r rubbing me the wrong way

[syn4k]

[vincaris]

[shadowisi]

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

[theconcealedweapon]

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[anymoretastelessdemands]

Now that IS good news