A likely story

hi, I'm damien maymdien. these the weirdest headcanons I could think of. run by @olive-is-a-jim

[weirdegoheadcanons]

give me an ego and i’ll call them by one of my insults

I like to insult things by calling the object a name similar yet different. Ex:

The Author: sadistic pencil nerd

[zippers]

Finding out what mutual look like is so wild like sometimes they look exactly like I pictured sometimes it’s like……. wym u don’t look like Alphonse elric

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

ask game: tell me what you think I look like

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Do it, heathens

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Wilford Warfstache

Macarena plays in his head 24/7

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanon: Mark

Is secretly Rapunzel

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Jack himself

Has 200 pairs of the same flamingo shorts

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Bim Trimmer

Has voted for a cat as president 5 times in a row.

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird ego Headcanons: Antisepticeye

Is a bitch

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Wilford Warfstache

Has probably never seen a toucan

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Eyyyy

[olive-is-a-jim]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Antisepticeye

Is a tortoise, not a turtle

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Wilford Warfstache

Has probably never seen a toucan

[wheatleylaboratoriez-deactivate]

is this a reference

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Darkiplier

Has a room that is just coated in chalkboard paint

[gum-xx-drop]

I may start a food fight with this but…

Tea or coffee?

[soopticboop]

T E A

[glixbitch]

T E A

[claire--r]

TEA ALL THE WAY

[tracobuttons]

Tea but I respect my friends who are coffee drinkers

[d-structive]

T.E.A.

[kasper-the-ghost]

YOU ARE ALL HEATHENS! TEA IS NASTY! COFFEE ALL THE WAY!

[d-structive]

I just drank TWO mugs of Earl Grey. YOU are the only heathen here, ghost!

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Both mixed together :)

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Just saying,

Japanese Bad Apple: Depressed Bitch

English version(Cristina Vee): Edgy Bitch

[olive-is-a-jim]

It was funnier in my head, but still… @bingiplierdaily , @frozenseas , @skelekitty42 , etc.

made with medibang

[starridge]

thoroughly robot-proof

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Jack himself

Has 200 pairs of the same flamingo shorts

[weirdegoheadcanons]

Weird Ego Headcanons: Marvin the Magnificent

Prefers light drinking, such as: Wine, Kombuchas, some Ciders, Vodka, etc.