Bad Bug

losing motivation by the day | call me Dani | 21 | she-her

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[suppyguppy]

garlic is such a good seasoning.. how does it do that

[higgzorz]

i think its the garlic

[slimetony]

its the garlic

[daisydoll]

*Brad Leone voice* It’s the allicin

[weirdlittle-unibear]

^^ Right Vinney ol' pal? We've done this before right.

[distantvoices]

Adut Akech By Chris Colls For Vogue Germany September 2019

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuks]

[glowdetails]

details @ jonathan simkhai fall 2019 rtw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i like the sistine chapel ceiling a lot better now that i know it was painted by a gay man who was motivated entirely by spite

[i-should-be-making-homework]

Wait… whaaaaaaaaat? Where can I find the story behind this?!

[dragonimpal67]

Lol, here’s how my art teacher explained it:

The pope went to an artist, saying “We want you to paint the Sistine Chapel”. 

At the time, one did not simply say “No” to the fucking Pope. But this artist really didn’t fucking want to do it. So, clever little cookie goes “Dude I’d love to, but I’m unworthy of such an honor! You know who’s an even better painter? Fucking Michelangelo! Go check him out!” 

So, the Pope trots his little ass over to see Michelangelo and straight up tells him “I want you to paint the Sistine Chapel, and what’s his face said you’re the fucking best in the whole wide world.”

Now, Michelangelo, is one of the few people who would genuinely have been sassy enough to tell the Pope to go fuck himself. Besides, his true passion lies in sculpture, not in painting. Don’t get me wrong, he’s good at it, but he likes sculpting more. And just like the clever cookie artist, he knows that painting the Sistine Chapel is going to be a bitch. But he said yes. Why, you ask?

Pride.

If he turned the pope down, it would be as good as saying he actually wasn’t the bestest in the whole wide world and like fuck he was going to let that stand! So, he spent the next several years painting the Sistine Chapel, bitching about it to anyone who would listen (seriously, the letters that he wrote are fucking gold!), and attaining new levels of pettiness never before seen! 

There are cherubs doing hand signs that were (at the time) the equivalent of flipping the bird. He painted a great big picture of the gates of hell right behind where the Pope’s chair would sit! And so much more!

Michelangelo had exactly zero shits to give by the time he was done painting that fucker.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone post the letters & cherubs

[romantic-void]

Those are the cherubs, and in the second picture there are the gates of hell.

The guy on the right, the one with the snake biting his private parts, is actually a cardinal that was angry at Michelangelo!

And, just so you know, all the people in the picture were painted naked. Then, after Michelangelo’s death, the pope listened to the cardinal and he asked to a painter to add the clothes.

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ALSO; The skin of Saint Bartholemew has Michealangelo’s face on it because he felt as though he was being skinned alive because painting the chapel was such a BITCH

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this man was every level of gay pettiness oh my goodness

[zizicat]

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

[kfc-official]

I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

[morgrana]

oh my goodness

[miquerida]

that’s a lot of selfies

[wrappingpaper]

fuck.

[thatstheriddle]

PLEASE.

[kfc-official]

um

[weirdlittle-unibear]

the fuck?

[residentgoodgirl]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

[boudhabar]

Fiona Pardington

[4gifs]

[weirdlittle-unibear]

I cant stop watching this. Each time I feel for a different girl.

[ragecomics4you]

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[jaw8jaw]

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

[glnger-ale-official]

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

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