wegah fenz

i dont know anything, ever

[luseuna]

You’re really brave, sort of. Like crazy brave. Or maybe just stupid, but wow. And also surprisingly incapable.

[olympain]

Dirk! Stop with the words.

[ilovedirkgentlysomuch]

[potadumpling]

it’s sad to realize, but one of my favorite TV series was cancelled :C (in the flesh, hannibal, now dirk, whyyy) well, let’s remember how exciting it was to watch Dirk and his adventures! and remember, everything is connected!

[inkyfishes-deactivated20201002]

the only way dirk/assistent would have interested me is if it was in a predestined soulmate trope which was then subverted

like idk there’s a black wing subject who shows them different realities and in quite a lot of them assistent is Dirk’s boyfriend and holistic partner in crime

and Dirk is like “…him?” and thinks briefly of having to come to terms with the idea he’s supposed to be in a RELATIONSHIP with this guy who just sat back and watched him be tortured but it takes him 0.5 seconds to actually go “no. no thank you.”

“it’s your destiny~ it has been written~”

“writers are significantly overrated. as is destiny.” dirk crosses his arms. “i’m sure you can show me millions of plausable realities in which i have ghastly hair or an obsession with ferrets or - heaven forfend - might be some practicing heterosexual.”

“but ~ it’s your ~”

“i can choose my moves and i am in control of my own mind,” dirk smiles, thinly but polietly. “and for the first time in my life, i’m going to write my own story.”

[singersalvageart]

they were gonna hold hands and see aliens together 😭

[tashaneva]

i can’t believe you guys collectively chose to call them brotzly and not gentlyman. what an opportunity missed

[weirdmoor]

Hey, this is maybe a stupid question but why do people dislike Max Landis?

Don’t worry, it’s not a stupid question! Max Landis has been accused of sexual assault by multiple women, which is why a lot of people, myself included, decided to drop him. You can read about it on several articles, like this one : http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/max-landis-sexual-assault-allegations-and-silence.php

[clowniconography]

Panto: Kills five or more men with a giant pair of scissors

Bart:

[hurglewurm]

honestly this was such a Look™

[nabokovlen]

amanda is awesome

[fagderolo]

//: bex youre a fucking liar

[sambarnetts]

Terrible news today… Elijah Wood has died. He fell off a big thing, and that was it, he died from a thing, a fall, really horrible, actually, I think I have some pictures on my phone.

[greenmantle]

glow sticks ✨

[marshdeer]

I have no idea how to edit well but I NEEDED TO DO IT

[olympain]

@pantlasappreciationweek day two: favourite scene ↳ in which panto regrets everything

[not-physically]

A bart for my new icon. Anyone else got murdered by how cute she was in s2?