#lieutenant assistent

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

Rotating lieutenant michael assistent around in my brain again

[ciggiechick]

I decided to make a poll about this. so...

DIRK GENTLY FANDOM, what do we think?

bottom!Friedkin x top!Assistent

Hell ye

Nooo

This is a ship?

Voting ended onJan 13

Here's a somewhat blurry picture of them, enjoy!

(Friedkin on the left, Assistent on the right if someone doesn't know them, but wants to chime in)

[jumpscart]

No one is thinking enough about Agent Stone DGHDA crack ships. Please imagine

[urlocallesbiab]

TELL ME ABOUT ASSISFRIEDKIN!!! I assume it’s friedkin and lt assistent?

yeag themst! i was promising myself i would someday make a Proper post (and even kept a similar ask as a reminder for myself, sorry i never got back to you tumblr user dykebarbie, i SEE U and APPRECIATE YOU), but i just never have enough energy/motivation for that (maybe i should've changed my blog name lmao, but also i love assisfriedkin :3), SO. instead.

i'll hand you this mcfucking google doc that was meant to be a collection of resources for me to make a post from. tysm for asking, genuinely, and have fun!

resources for the godDamned asisisfriedkin post you know the one

Why You Should Consider Shipping Michael Assistent And Hugo Friedkin: an introductory post HUGO FRIEDKIN SECTION from the original assisfr

also if im bothered enough times there's a chance ill finish the outline for that au where friedkin is replaced with an alternative friedkin from a timeline where he wasn't a bad guy (i call that alt!hugo au), and that makes both him and mike have soooo many kinds of existential crises <3

oh also both kp (@generalized-incompetence) and phoebe (@clockworkcheetah) have assisfriedkin headcanons — guys, would you mind sharing, or adding screenshots/links of old stuff?

also kp i beg of you to link that library fic of yours, i love it so so much :3 :3 :3 my fac thingie, my comfort read!!

[pineappical]

”Does it... suck, sir?”

[dont-offend-the-bees]

assistent haters do NOT interact i’m thinking about my baby boy <333

[running-with-the-rowdies]

so was anyone gonna tell me that Lieutenant Assistent’s actor, aka Amitai Marmorstein, probably has the funniest fucking twitter out of all the Dirk Gently actors or was i supposed to find that out myself

[xenolinguistics-department]