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Welcome!

Welcome to my posts! Here I will write r the most underrated men in history of band-kind.. *jazzy drum beat starts*Fatal Opera!

every man I will write about:

Gar Samuelson

Stew Samuelson

Travis Karcher

Dave Inman

Jeff Bloom

Billy Brehme

Andy Freman

Wait. what is happening? *dots and pyramids fall everywhere* Now I also write for Angine De Poitrine!

the ones I write for:

Klek De Pitrine

Khn De Poitrine

#Gar Samuelson #fatal opera #angine de poitrine

metallicames

GOOD GOD

I know that somewhere on this planet there is someone who has the full photo.... well we all fuckin' need it

metallicames

STILL WAITING FOR A MIRACLE

weirdgenetic-fuckup

Every now and then I try looking for that second bit of the picture and ALL I FIND IS LARS

why do everyone hate me

*kisses him*

#gar samuelson #megadeth

Im in love with a zombie, help..

(not my art)

#Eddie the head #in love #I love you Eddie

k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9

mariskiii

THEY TELEPORTING I CANT

weirdpotatothateatssocks

*also teleports there and sits in Gars lap*

Can you either make a GTA fanfic, or maybe even Angine de Poitrine?

depends on what gta game! What GTA game do you want, and which man donyou want me to write about?

Why is everyone staring at me

arent they similar?

#gar samuelson

kirlias452

Eddie The Head x Reader Headcanons

(I’ll be using multiple versions of Eddie in this)

🔥 If one Eddie has feelings for you, then the other eddies will too; they’re all him after all.

🔥 Eddie/The Eddies in general are like your gremlin boyfriend/s.

🔥 Eddie/The Eddie’s love leaving bite marks on you. Either in general or in a romantic way.

🔥 Normal Eddie will let you braid/do his hair.

🔥 He along with the other Eddie’s are a bit protective over you and may scare off anyone trying to flirt with you.

🔥 Seventh Son Eddie likes to sit next to you and even let you hold his lil baby blob thing if you want.

🔥 Ed Hunter Eddie loves to have you in his lap, he’ll even give you head pats too.

🔥 Killers Eddie loves showing off his axe throwing tricks to you.

🔥 All the Eddie variations will happily give you a piggy back ride.

🔥 If you hug one of the Eddies, there’s a chance that the other eddies will join in and make it into a group hug.

🔥 Cyborg Eddie is the type to have you around with him as a form of moral support/comfort.

🔥 Some of the Eddies will fight for your affection, and when you step in to stop it, the conflict ceases instantly and they hug tackle you.

🔥 The Eddies are a bit anti social, so you take them on dates to semi secluded areas and/or places with not many people in it.

🔥 Debut Eddie (when going out on the town) will hang over you a lot, mainly so that people don’t come by and try anything with you.

🔥 Speed of light Eddie is definitely willing to go to an arcade, just don’t let him near any ones that’ll suck him into the machine. Then you’ll have to wait a while till he gets out again.

🔥 Alien Eddie will definitely keep you by him like his lil lucky charm.

🔥 All the Eddie’s have equal amounts of affection and love for you, and are willing to share you with each other.

🔥 Trooper/Soldier Eddie will have his arm around you as he traverses the empty battlefield. Makes him feel like a real king.

🔥 Pilot Eddie will definitely be happy to show you his plane flying skills. Though he’ll have you watch from the ground cause he’s not gonna put risk on you.

🔥 Pharoah Eddie will have you by his side a lot when you’re with him (especially when he’s in his sarcophagus, he wants you to be with him when he gets outta there).

🔥 Samurai Eddie will see you as his other halve and and have you by his side also (more so than pharaoh Eddie).

🔥 All the eddies are willing to protect you from any dangers that come your way.

*licks in between his legs*

#Gar Samuelson

the-scuba-diver-offical

what animal's flag did you get when you liked this?

the entire ocean (rainbowwwww)

seahorses (pansexual - they form relationships with whoever they find)

southern wright whales (gay -theyve formed long term intimate mlm relationships)

albatross (lesbian - they'll enter long term flf relationships and raise chicks)

penguins (bisexual - they sometimes engage in long term mlm/flf relationships)

clownfish (trans - they change gender)

nudibranchs (nonbinary - they're simultaniously both genders)

sea stars (aromantic - they live and reproduce without a mate)

dolphins (asexual - their relationships focus on social bonds over reproduction)

mollusc (intersex - they've been found to show male and female characteristics)

Voting ended onJun 12

edits:

thank you to everyone who told me bout dolphins, personally i only thought it was 1 species of dolphin who were sexually violent, i need to do more research on that.

apologies for the 'nonbinary' and 'intersex' options - i hope everyone can undersand that finding accurte examples of these, especially specifically marine animals, is very tricky. i didn't mean to make any incorrect assumptions or steriotypes. i genuinely just meant this as a bit of fun and didn't mean to offend anyone.

How 17 year old me wrote fanfiction were Megadeth k1dn”pped me and then acted like I was 3 years old:

#Meme #Why am I like this

I have the nsfw Peter Steele pictures.

#Peter Steele

I wanna hold but I want it too much, I want to touch him but my senses tell me to stop, I wanna kiss him but I want it too much, I wanna taste him but his lips are venomous poison, his poison running through my veins, poisooon, I don’t wanna break these chains..