Liv

20 Texas #1 Erling Haaland fan #1 James Hetfield fan

[lilmacabe]

Howdy Y'all

Welcome!

I'm Liv, I'm 20, and I love Metallica and Erling Haaland

I'll write pretty much anything as long as its fem!reader (I'm a girl and I have no clue how to write for guys)

Requests are open :) and my inbox is always open if you want to stop by and say hi

AO3: T0astbaby

Boundaries:

For writing: 

No animals or children (obviously)

Nothing with scat

Nothing with priests, nuns, or religion.

Nothing to do with EDs

I will write ‘dark’ content so feel free to ask but just know that I might choose to not write your request if I feel uncomfortable

No pegging

For my blog in general:

No politics

No racism, sexism, homophobia or hate speech of any kind

Do not come here to talk about celebrities families

Do NOT involve me with any twitter drama ever, i want nothing to do with that God awful platform

Masterlist:

Erling Haaland

Metallica

James Hetfield Masterlist

Jason Newsted Masterlist

Kirk Hammett:

Black Album Kirk NSFW Alphabet (18+) (req)

Early 2000s HCs (18+) (req)

The Thing that Should Not Be (18+) (req)

That's Right, Let's Dance (18+) (req)

Wherever We May Roam (18+) (req)

I'm Your Dreams (Minds Astray) (18+)

Lars Ulrich:

That's Right, Let's Dance (18+) (req)

Wherever We May Roam (18+) (req)

Cliff Burton:

NSFW Alphabet (18+) (req)

Rob Trujillo:

Kinktober 2025

[lilmacabe]

chat i promise i'm working on fics i just have so much fucking homework right now. i have 250 lines of latin poetry that i have to translate by next friday and its kicking my ass

i might just be post short drabbles and thoughts for a while until i have time to really sit down and write something huge again

[lilmacabe]

I blink and now your page is Erlang Haaland😭😭

I did not see that coming

yeah i've gotten really into him and football because of the world cup.

i've actually spent an embarrassing amount of time this past week watching his old games so i can be read for when the premier league starts up

he's just so pookie, i can't help but love him

[lilmacabe]

hi ml, just know that ily in this fandom and your james fics have given me so much comfort and inspired me to start writing again. i sincerely hope you still write for james because they get me through tough times and i will always be here to help support you in this fandom. and if honestly love to talk to you more and become friends if you’d like because you seem to love metallica as much as i do 🩷

some james pics down below (and i’m writing a james fic for you)

oh my gosh you're so sweet 💗🥹 thank you for this

i'm so glad to hear you're still working on your fic cause this fandom needs more writers. i'm taking a step away from the metallica fandom (not the band, the music, or the members) because its gotten so toxic recently. i really do love all my mutuals and the other people i interact with and hopefully things will get better soon.

feel free to reach out to me anytime about anything, it can be about metallica or just something random, i'm always here if you want to talk 💗. that goes for anyone else too, my dms are always open.

[lilmacabe]

TWO BAD BITCHES AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!!!!!

no but seriously what's a girl gotta do to get in between them???

[valyrfia]

psa number 50739 from this tumblr user to keep rpf away from everywhere except tumblr/ao3 or some plucky journalist trying to write clickbait articles for a living will take your rpf and put it on blast for the world to see and everyone has to live with the consequences

[lilmacabe]

saw ur post about writing for the soccer guy and was wondering u r still writing for metallica right?

honestly i don't know right now

like i said a couple days ago i still love metallica and James and thats not going to change.

but its really hard to write for them when this fandom is so awful. there's genuinely so much negativity here that it sucks all the joy out of writing for them. i'm so fucking tired of opening tumblr or tik tok or insta and seeing some bullshit drama every other day. and i get that every fandom has drama but this fandom didn't used to be like this and its getting really exhausting

its the same shit every time, people beefing over differing opinions and bringing all that twt toxicity over here.

which is something else i have wanted to bring up for a while: met twt is genuinely one of the most vile, depressing, toxic online spaces i have every had the misfortune of interacting with. people literally threaten each other and band members with bodily harm and death because of disagreements. just because you don't approve of a band members choices does not mean you should post about how you want them to be tortured and killed, and if you do that you are a sick individual (and yes this is targeted at some specific people).

and this mindset and attitude has started to bleed into metblr. like you can't even disagree with someone about something without getting death threats anymore.

long story short i'm just not having fun in this fandom anymore, a couple of my mutuals left or are no longer active, people have turned a space thats supposed to be about sharing our love for music and the guys we simp for into a morality contest and a dumping ground for their anger issues, and from what i can tell its only getting worse.

at the end of the day posting on tumblr is a hobby and should be enjoyable. there's already enough negativity in my life and i'm not going to subject myself to anymore than i absolutely have to.

i am actively working on a James fic right now and i have plans for other fics but i might be taking a break from interacting with the fandom and stick to just writing fics, we'll see.

[lilmacabe]

You need to see this.

https://pin.it/117NEtPnb

holy shit they don't even try to hide it

y'all pleaseee watch that vid, do it

[lilmacabe]

i know absolutely nothing about soccer so i'm lowkey doing research for this fic

[lilmacabe]

hey girlieee Lwk I’ve seen your post about haaland and trainer reader fic will you be writing it? Because I’m about to crash out cause of the lack of haaland fics like my man is so fine why’s there none PLEASE ADD ME TO A TAGLIST IF U DO END UP MAKING IT 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️

( also Norway won in our 💕)

+tax

i'm writing it dw besite, i just take a while to write things

most of my fics are longer, like 6000 words or more, so it takes me a week or two to get things done

i'm also working on another fic for my other fandom and some summer school but hopefully it'll be out soon

let me know if you have any suggestions cause i'm still kinda stumped on what all to write

[lilmacabe]

THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!

but seriously where do i apply to get this job???

[lilmacabe]

hello! the person who posted the TikTok of freaky james thrusting is @sezallica81

thank you 🩷🩷

will be watching it for... research purposes

[lilmacabe]

rip Norway, you may have lost the game but you won my heart

[lilmacabe]

there’s another video of James thrusting, it was around ‘95 I believe he was playing his guitar and did it like repeatedly, it’s on TikTok somewhere but it was hot

bro i need the video please 🙏🙏

he was so fucking fine in 95

[lilmacabe]

Hi I am the author of the ask for the fic with old werewolf James and younger non wolf reader, usually I send the asks with a little 🪻 at the end. I just want to say that fic was so worth the wait I swear you expand and create the asks I sent so much better than what they are even in my head sometimes. Your writing is so good I have probably re read all of your fics about James and Jason at least twice while I was waiting for your other works to release. Keep up the good work 🙌🏻👍🏻

-🪻

aww thank you so much, i'm so glad it was what you wanted

i've got another James fic coming soon and i'm def gonna write more for Jason too

[lilmacabe]

if england wins tomorrow i'm blowing my shit smooth off

[lilmacabe]

just thought i’d share some completely innocent 2003 james pictures i totally don’t want him to fuck me until i can’t walk

'03 James is so fucking fine i can't even

i just wanna bounce on it, please James, give me one chance