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weird thoughts that nobody reads

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would give anything to see Torchwood's taxes. hundreds per month on dipshit earpieces they keep losing or getting eaten by weevils. they write off pterodactyl food as a business expense despite it being just chocolate. jack doesn't even know how to do them, he just puts down whatever the fuck he wants and sends it in because what are they gonna do, they're outside the government but still need them to pay for the cool flashing lights on the suv

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absolutely gagged by my own mother on my birthday btw. she took me to hay on wye (the bookshop town ily) and I picked up a Michael morpurgo and mentioned to her that I'd never read any of his work despite every kid reading it. she said in the middle of the shop 'thats because all you ever read was Jacqueline Wilson' like damn okay that's true but you didn't have to broadcast it to all and sundry on my birthday

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just finished my last unpacked book while moving before my storage is due to arrive. is this how sailors felt after they'd passed the last island of sirens

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my theory for don't let the forest in being so polarizing is because the artwork is so brilliant we forgot how to proceed with nuance. we have all fallen prey yet again to the beautiful cover trap

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only seen two movies that Maribel Verdú is in and it's Pan's Labyrinth and Y Tu Mamá También. tell me that's not iconic range

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i wonder if RTD is sitting alone in his home thinking about how he single handedly started and ended Doctor Who in the 21st century.

Good. Justice for Ncuti!

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christ alive is the movie Contact (1997) fascinating. I didn't realize it was 2.5 hours til I looked it up and only then did I understand why they needed everything to take so long. it's about the aliens but it's not about the aliens, it's about the discussion that will last forever even after aliens come into contact with us. can cold hard science ever admit to itself that it could never have existed without the notion of faith? religious people have faith in a higher power but scientific people have faith in things that can't be explained and can't be on a timeline either. "they should have sent a poet" because only someone who crafts sentences you have never heard before could make anyone understand what you have seen and what you believe. they needed to set up this theme of divide in science vs religion so that we could realize by the end that it's never been versus, it's always been acknowledged. science and religion have different systems but they both share a theme of truth and trust. God katya was right all along

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my only thought whilst reading Dracula is that what happened afterwards when they'd gone to Transylvania and finally killed the count. did they ever speak to each other again or just kind of fall off like most adult friends who united in one activity. do you think Jonathan and Mina ever sat in bed together and went hey do you remember when that foreign dude made you drink his blood and then we killed him

EDIT: I know that at the end there's a lil epilogue saying Mina and Jonathan had a kid named after Quincy and they're visited every so often by Van Helsing but like do you think they're still close. do they ever get a visit by Lord Godalming and his new wife and Mina goes so did you tell her about your vampire fiance we had to behead yet

"how did you all meet" "well it's a funny story"

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watching the iCarly reboot for the first time and I'm not prepared for the finale. not because I know it ends on the mom cliffhanger, because then I won't get anymore new Spencer to drool over. I've watched the og I've nearly watched all the reboot, after that what. how do I sate my hunger for the dadbod himbo of nickelodeon

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hey quick question why has nobody ever told me the actual plot of the Truman Show and just let me go on living with the assumption it was an actual show with President Harry Truman in it like a talk show. like I fully became Truman himself

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see I refuse to believe the misunderstood idea that asexuals can't be sex positive because I'm reading a book where the protagonist mentions her one night stand and yelling out in my flat by myself at midnight "you go Linda get it!"

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for that brief moment in season five of Gilmore Girls where Lorelai and Luke break up because she pressures him to decide after more Emily Gilmore Bullshit and he says it's too much... did you... not know that her family is crazy? after lalala many years pining after this talkative woman did she not once mention that her family regularly pulls Gilmore Bullshit? were you not prepared when you went to a Gilmore Event?

All this to say, Lorelai did push him too much, but that's a whole other conversation about her commitment issues

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finally at the finale of tsitp. I was so proud of belly for like five minutes while she stood up for her new life and turned over a new leaf by not choosing either brother... and then she did the Taylor Swift running montage. "I will always be that girl and I will always love him" istg this makes me more mad than Denise just being The Love Interest. Film finale save me

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yknow I was originally upset that my boy cam cameron isn't in season three but upon reflection I'm glad. I like to imagine he's living his best life somewhere in Massachusetts, graduating in marine biology and getting the job of his dreams, free and unencumbered by the terror of belly conklin

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You, Me & Tuscany

I'll admit, I only went to see this film in the cinema because of Halle Bailey and the discussion surrounding supporting Black filmmakers, and I had no clue what it was about aside from cute European romcom.

Y'all, go watch this film!!! It's so cute, so fun, so silly! Halle Bailey looks STUNNING in every single scene and I want her outfits so bad. Not just one beau but TWO hunks including the classic slow-mo shirtless rain scene (a romcom must), and every character was entertaining and their own person.

Halle's character is fed up with her city life and takes a chance on travelling to Tuscany and stays at the house of a man she met in New York, leading to his family assuming they're engaged. Comedy, cuteness, and cooking ensues. My only objective critique is that there's quite a bit of exposition told instead of shown, but it's not much different to a lot of media made nowadays that has been tailored to the second screen generation.

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finally on the wedding day episode of tsitp and of course he's missing. Of course she's freaking out. The only thing I AM surprised by is that Denise hasn't turned out to be the other woman and tbh good move would you really wanna be involved in this family

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belly and conrad really need to stay away from beaches together huh