[quckidon]

im in love with the german bros im gonna cry 

(drawn with model refs!!) 

[gildedscripture-deactivated2022]

weissefestung replied to your post: ximena: sorry i only like ugly men every man:…

maximilian will be her average sized average face man friend

max is ximena’s pokémon rival, khae

[weissefestung]

I NEED THIS IN A DIFFERENT CONTEXT BECAUSE I DON’T PLAY POKÉMON

[weissefestung]

can i be honest and say i forget what max is all about

[halleydoedog]

Send me “if we were dating” messages on anon & make me fall in love with you💁

[weissefestung]

gildedscripture:

max might actually die if left in the same room as ximena…well, die again. cries.

WHY WOULD XIMENA KILL HIM?

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weissefestung liked your post:hit ximena up if ur muse is an ugly or stupid man…

👀👀👀 khae…………..

[weissefestung]

HOLD ON. MAXIMILIAN IS NOT UGLY OR STUPID

[gildedscripture-deactivated2022]

bih, i know that, but we BOTH know u have stupid muses

[weissefestung]

they’re the only thing i can legally have

exception being max, who is dead, so he doesn’t count

[gildedscripture-deactivated2022]

weissefestung liked your post:hit ximena up if ur muse is an ugly or stupid man…

👀👀👀 khae…………..

[weissefestung]

HOLD ON. MAXIMILIAN IS NOT UGLY OR STUPID

[weissefestung]

@gildedscripture:

“I’m not hiding! I’m sleepy!” She’s going to kick him in the nose, “Make yourself useful and get another blanket to cover my feet.” Lisa is a tall beanpole of a woman.

“Back in my day, we had no such thing as sleep.” Oh, yes, he went there. And not only is he not going to allow her to win this game, he is going to do exactly as asked and pull a thick quilt over her, making sure to capture her toesies as well. They get a pinch before he takes a seat on the edge of her bed, “Did you know that I had to sleep on my horse at times?” It’s only the third time he’s told her. “While moving. Now, wake up, the day is wasting away - it’s nearly 6 in the morning.”

[sunsetquotes]

Maybe I’ll see you in another life, if this one wasn’t enough.

Florence + the Machine (via sunsetquotes)

[swordscomic]

The Sword of Truth and the Sword of Dare

[weissefestung]

it’s max

[weissefestung]

can someone explain to me how i ave 500 posts on here and don’t remember any of them

[lizardmanjr]

let!! max!! in!!

[crime-bear-deactivated20201215]

no

[purplebuddhaproject]

[gif87a-com]

[taquito]

this video is making me lose my god damn mind

[thebestoftumbling]