Let me be your coffee pot

I'm Mariana.

[myfairylily]

Detail, ’Antoine Laurent Lavoisier and His Wife Marie Anne Pierrette Paulze’ by Jacques-Louis David 

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[fraile-blog]

[hellish-daddy]

[sixpenceee]

This is my far the most scariest thing I have posted on my blog. Watch at your own risk. 

Here’s my creepy section for more: http://sixpenceee.com/tagged/creepy

[evilgingerbirdy]

ACTUALLY SCREAMING!!!!

[thefriendly-mushroom-deactivate]

FUCK THAT SHIT

[urfuckentrashbabe]

I FUCKING JUMPED

[rogueashes13]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOPEFUCKFUCKTHATFUCKTHATNOPE

[palatialpicnics-deactivated2026]

[unsouring-deactivated20160511]

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

[sadsocietypress]

[osobigbear]

I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone:

Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle?

Me: Because I like pink, why?

Kids: Pink is for girls

Me: Why?

Kids: ummmmmmm

Me: Do you know why it’s for girls?

Kids: No it just is

That’s when I go into a brief lesson about how pink is JUST a color (I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors) for everyone.

As a teacher I am trying my hardest to re-educate these kids in the most non threatening way possible. It will take them a minute to understand that pink isn’t a “girl color”, but a color we can all love

[the-caitlyn-rain]

I love you for this

[themushr000m]

erasing gender essentialism is MEGA IMPORTANT!

[be-blackstar]

“I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors”

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Hello yes the color authorities are here we would like you to please stop gendering colors

[sprousetwinsblog]

[oh-my-puddin]

[aphroditeinfurs-deactivated2017]

me: I’m a very private person I don’t talk about my personal life

me 10 minutes later: the most profound experience of my childhood was when I was 11 and cried in class after the teacher showed us the Mona Lisa. I was touched by her beauty , and the entire class laughed at my tears but I was content that that was the moment I realized I was a sensitive emotional artist. now that we’ve known each other for exactly 10 minutes, would you like to hear the grueling 4 hour story about how I became psychologically disturbed ? also here is my credit card number..

[welcome-bliss]

i dont think this is me but i love it

[respectfulmemes]

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

[lilyadoreparis]

Paris perfect. Photo: Cris Silveira.

[remyelise]

[allengalang]

so real, yet too young to realize

[eunoe-deactivated20200524]

Audrey Hepburn