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down with cis truck

Transport

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

mantis-lizbian

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

glumshoe

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

glowingghosty

charli-xcx

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

twinberry

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

twinberry

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

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littlegoldfinchh

Hey guys so I'm at a sleepover and I'm an early bird so I photoshopped Dolly Parton holding the Holy Moonlight Sword to pass some time

fake-news-and-headlines

HONK HONK

boopednose

The difference between staff and clowns is that clowns do their fucking job

fake-news-and-headlines

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im-in-way-2many-fandoms

SCALPED

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cizayox

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

showerthoughtsofficial

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

helpmemysisterisafreak

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2

no pls im begging you

franzkafkagf

evilvillain123456789

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

drcuriousvii

“Cock Penis”

evilvillain123456789

fucking stop.

dragon-in-a-fez

this bitch empty, TWEET

adobsonartworks

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.