Jesus Christ be praised!

I made this blog just to post fanart

[rednightmare18]

I swear to fucking god warhorse IF YOU DON’T FUCKING

@welcomehenry @henryxhans @cuntdestroyer5000 @whybecauseiwill @sirhenrykobyla

[toyboy-molloy]

now that henry and hans literally rode off into the sunset together, there’s nothing stopping warhorse giving us the gay sequel we deserve

[rednightmare18]

There are many ways to roleplay Henry in Kingdom Come: Deliverance!

A soft, good, hungry boy who loves animals and flowers, and does the best he can

Incorrectly

[sirhenrykobyla]

The Prey ✧ Kingdom Come: Deliverance

[rednightmare18]

Divish: Eric and Istvan are obviously gay for each other. I am willing to bet my entire war campaign on this. I have never seen such impropriety between lord and subject ever, I mean ever, not even once.

Literally 20 feet away:

Hans: [bursts into war camp] OH HENRY!!! HEEEEENRiiiiiiii!!!! WHERE’S MY FILTHY BLACKSMITH BOY!!!!

Henry: DECIDED TO SHOW UP TO THE WAR DID YOU?? HOPE YOUR BALLS DON’T GET CRUSHED THIS TIME YOU USELESS FUCKING WINE SPONGE

Hans: NOW HENRY!! IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR LORD HENRY

Henry: WHAT IS THE LATINATE FORM FOR ‘GET FUCKED’ SIR

Hans: hee hee hee!

[rednightmare18]

Executioner Hermann’s KCD FIC MEGALIST

To the best of my knowledge and searching ability (via tumblr, AO3, and FF), we have four (4!) fics in the Kingdom Come: Deliverance fandom. Listed alphabetically (author’s pen-name), here they are:

Denied by @cuntdestroyer5000​

Two Large Logs in Water by @henryxhans

Repaying a Favour by mega_seeds

A Strange Hunt by rednightmare (aka my useless ass @brujahinaskirt)

THAT’S NOT A VERY MEGA-SIZED LIST, FOLKS.

Let’s grow. Do your thing, fic writers. DO IT FOR PEBBLES.

(If you know of other fics not included here, please add them or message me; I’ll keep this list updated, so you may want to check back periodically. And if you write a new fic, LINK THAT BUSINESS.)

[rednightmare18]

Getting arrested in Rattay like

[regretroulette]

create full actor copy

[rednightmare18]

If you download a mod to change Henry’s face I’ll fukcing fight you

[welcomehenry]

You draw Henry's sad puppy eyes so good, god bless

Thanks dude! He’s a real qt ain’t he

[welcomehenry]

I regret nothing

[rednightmare18]

I’m just a humble teller of truth

[henryxhans]

[welcomehenry]

welcome to hell

[angryqueerautie]

me: develops a sudden but casual interest

hyperfixation: *jaws theme*

[welcomehenry]

[rednightmare18]

I love how the KCD trailers are uber EDGY!!! and VIOLENT!!! and SEXY!!! and HOLY ROMAN TESTOSTERONE!!! and then you get to the real game and SEXMAN DEATHDEALER CRUSADER PROTAGONIST’s actually like

“hmmmmMmMMm I’m feelin’ rather ‘UNgry I better find somethin’ ta eat right Pebbles?? do you want me to sing?  TWO HORSES ROAMING IN THE MERRY MONTH OF– oohh look!!! marigolds!!”

[welcomehenry]

I wouldn’t have it any other way

[nathanprscott]

Is there any wine left? Are you out of your fucking mind? You want to carry on? Of course! Don’t tell me you don’t fancy a drink after all that!

✓Next To Godliness