This is just a part I portray.

Willow. She/Her. I have no idea what this blog is even is anymore

[toastbutteregg]

[annabelllewallis]

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[adamtotscomix]

[silvipeppers]

Love, darling, sweetheart

[only-tiktoks]

[silly-blue-gosling]

I now have the deepest desire to write a "break into the vault" story were they are introducing The Crew™️and then they are just like "oh and that guy, yeah apparently they can pick any lock in the world" so everyone is like mystified by them until they go on the mission and one of them asks "hey, where is your equipment how are you gonna break in" and then they just pull out their single sided jiggler and start jiggling

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[animentality]

[prairiedeath]

[le-fils-de-lhomme]

He was so real for this.

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[segamascott]

[russianblush]

#spit string of fate

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour