Welcome To Sudden Valley.

Admit it. You can see marinating a chicken in this.

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(via mrmarzz)

[dennys]

true courage would have been replacing the headphone jack with a flapjack

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#preach

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Ruh roh. (via strike_gently)

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WHAT THE HELL, MAN!

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Another fun session with @citysurfproject and Thurgood Marshall HS. City Surf Project teaches underserved youth from low-income communities in San Francisco valuable life skills through the sport of surfing. By learning to ride waves, students build self-confidence and discover the tools they need to overcome boundaries, both in and out of the water. Plus, it's a blast. Video: https://vimeo.com/163941099 KTVU San Francisco's City Surf Project story: ktvu.com/news/109060351-story Learn more, donate or volunteer: http://www.citysurfproject.com #citysurfproject #matixclothing #fromthebaytola (at Pacifica State Beach)

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The second I get home

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ERRRRRRDAY!!!

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Oh my GOSH

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Carry on.

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Detail from promo poster for "Attack of the 50-Foot Woman." Ironically, seen in a men's room. (at San Francisco, California)

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TODAY’S SPECIAL.

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Today’s special is Dashed Hopes, drizzled with Crushed Dreams. Unless you’re Greg, in which case, someone will probably hand-feed you pizza. Damn you Greg...

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Incredibly honored and stoked to have a couple cameos in SeaLevel.tv's brilliant mini-documentary on the one and only Odd Todd - a true OB legend.

Created and produced by the amazing Beth O’Rourke and Jeff den Broeder

Music by Waylon Thornton

‪#‎surfing‬ ‪#‎legend‬ ‪#‎california‬ ‪#‎recycle‬ ‪#‎vintagesurfboard‬ ‪#‎oddtodd‬ ‪#‎independentfilm‬ ‪#‎sanfrancisco‬ ‪#‎ppsc‬ ‪#‎livefluid‬

[theclearlydope]

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Wait, what if you’re bald?  WHAT THEN!?

[mindblowingscience]

Buzz Aldrin is a gem.

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This is why he was an Apollo astronaut. Not all the rigorous testing and bravery.

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Attended the same high school as Joe "Our Next President" Walsh, David "Helmet Catch" Tyree, A.J. "I'm A Fictional Character" Soprano and (for one year anyway,) me. (I don't have a cool nickname.)

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Stoked to be featured on #moderncopywriter today! www.moderncopywriter.com/2015/12/10/hugh-gurin/

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How I feel after one scroll through my Facebook newsfeed

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Especially true of late.

[thedailyshow]

This past weekend’s democratic debate took place at Iowa’s Drake University. Not the University of Drake.

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If you give their football team a mean look, they fall down and burst into tears. On the plus side - lots of girls.

[metheparadox]

The accuracy of this is too damn high 😂😂😂

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Never try.

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I messaged Denny’s and they responded.

[dennys]

Isn’t that how messaging works?

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Denny’s, you are working your way into my heart. And not just via saturated fats.

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(photo via theone1221)