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Ever heard of Silicon Valley on HBO? Seems to be all I ever talk about.

[lousolversons]

Jared & Richard in Season 5. “Like when I tell him I love him!” 

[thesocraticstare]

“Watch out for the talons,“ warns the hawk’s handler. Woods begins talking softly to the hawk, almost in a whisper. The crew looks on nervously, nobody breathing. The hawk settles and stares deeply into his eyes. Woods holds her gaze, then suddenly looks off in to the distance. The hawk looks with him, and for a second they are the same in profile, chin and beak nobly tilted upward, two avian faces surveying their domain. 

[obiwaaaan]

Silicon Valley + The Onion headlines

[gilliebee]

[alethiometry]

Monica Hall: CFO, ex-Venture Capitalist, Slayer of Satanists

[everglot]

[everglot]

[gayuris]

i arrive in the 80s

world: ruled

rains in africa: blessed

dreams: made

[violabaudelaire]

love: tainted

[edgeworth-s]

me: taken on

[electricaduran]

it: felt in the air tonight

[geggidys]

everything: counted in large amounts

[twasonceahuman]

silence: enjoyed

land: confused

time: big

[stingchronicity]

lonely heart: owned

[tap-the-toe-three-times-deactiv]

fire: started

but it wasn’t us

[raedioh]

dust: bitten by another one

some sugar: poured on me

my breath: taken away

[laughingacademy]

whip: cracked

crack: stepped on

it: whipped good

[nookienostradamus-deactivated20]

heart: shot through

you: to blame

love: given a bad name

[nightmarebus]

the summer: cruel

the wolf: hungry

something about you: so right

[berlynn-wohl]

streets: unnamed

beds: burning

nasty boys: unchanged

[nuclearnyx]

yourself: found

wife: beautiful

house: beautiful

[naamahdarling]

Papa: preaching

Time: after

Jesse’s Girl: not mine

[immortal-dreamer7]

Small town girl: living in a lonely world

City boy: born and raised in south Detroit

[naamahdarling]

Midnight train: going anywhere

[rainydayshea]

heart: eclipsed

[elodieunderglass]

I am forcibly removed from the 80s

[itsevidentvery]

Anyway, so I would very much like a story where Richard pretends to be a Pied Piper user who communicates with Jared via the blog and then they correspond and confide in each other and Richard tells Jared all the Nice Things he feels all weird about saying in meatspace and then Jared finds out but they keep communicating online because it’s all so different and intimate and they don’t want to break the spell and then Richard finds out that Jared knows and then they go on a date but they’re overcome with nerves and then they decide they’re going to just text each other from the same table and it ends with Richard texting ‘Can I try something?’

[gilliebee]

[carrot-gallery]

fixed it

[gilliebee]

I am having a difficult time understanding

a) how it’s possible to sit like that

b) how he didn’t absolutely bust his ass

[thesocraticstare]

[mae-martin]

You sacrificed… everything that we’ve worked for… for PoopFare?

[lousolversons]

You’re gonna be fine. Look at you! You’ve got the hair of Giovanni Ribisi, and the complexion of Timothy Hutton, and the eyes of Joni Mitchell.

[everglot]

Something. Something is happening.

[lousolversons]

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