half the content, twice the taste

the tweeter: @AtZcNo the disquius: Suom

[demonoflight]

Shiver got some new plushies.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[well-ive-never]

yo, who gave this thing awareness?

[joeyclaire]

everybody say colorado!

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

IM A GIRAFFE

[seven-oh-four]

without vine we are forced to reenact our favorite funny videos ourselves

[well-ive-never]

*vine boom sfx*

[dyingforbadmusic]

Music: hkmori - anybody can find love (except you.)

[well-ive-never]

So what have I missed?

[rat-hand]

Sea shanty about a crew disappearing at sea but as it’s sung fewer and fewer people are singing until it’s just one person left.

[well-ive-never]

[Bink's Sake sadly diminishing]

[prokopetz]

I don’t know why folks are acting surprised that Dracula Daily has captured the interest of the Tumblr community the way it has.

Like, it’s a piece of discursive epistolary fiction framed as a series of personal missives among a rotating cast of intensely weird viewpoint characters being drip-fed to its audience in serialised daily updates.

This is not unprecedented, is what I mean to say.

[well-ive-never]

if I were your English teacher, and this post was a submitted essay, I'd make a note to remove the middle paragraph for being unnecessary exposition.

[t4timekeeper]

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

[impossiblycyberenthusiast]

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

[impossiblycyberenthusiast]

I MEANT 2015

[e350tb]

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

[well-ive-never]

*Enter No Man's Land*

*Megalovania starts up*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Reads " Nancy, go home to your husband. Quit being a bag whore!"

I don't know who Nancy is, but I have a feeling she should not be at my neighbor's house...

what's a bag whore

[well-ive-never]

Jolene finally responded to all those cheating accusations

[xiranjayzhao]

How putting historical figures in giant mechas in Iron Widow may seem bizarre but is actually a natural extension of Chinese literary tradition 😂

[well-ive-never]

kinda reminds me of how the CN show "Hero: 108" is also influenced by another Chinese novel involving humans and demons

[well-ive-never]

so…yeah, wasn't the last half-decade, like, just, the hugest mess we could all forget about? no? okay…

[voidlace]

sighhhhh

[well-ive-never]

“you d1d 4ll you could to k33p our r4c3 4l1v3″

“Yo+u did all yo+u co+uld to+ keep yo+ur friends alive”  

[lesbianrey]

who wore it better

[tdot-tumbldee]

Ahem. No contest.

[well-ive-never]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

a buncha shit

[headspace-hotel]

we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations

[theaudientvoid]

Chickenshit - cowardly

[well-ive-never]

and then there’s...

THE SHIT

[boarofthenorth100]

[boarofthenorth100]

Getting A Scoulding For Take Cookie From Jar With No Parmission :0(

[snurm]

horace, how could you!

[boarofthenorth100]

My Soul Is Touched With Evil

[well-ive-never]

You could say that Horace was BOARed with his usual routine 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[well-ive-never]

and I says to the guy, “you think i’m monkeying around?”

[finrays]

Pleased to see that the enemy has finally figured out that Aloy is only like, 5’4”, and they can just pick her up and throw her like a fuckin frisbee

[well-ive-never]

Jill Valentine vs. Nemesis energy