Come Winds of the Caspian Sea

Ursula | Seawitch | Villain Beluga, Sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larynxes, glossitis Et Max Laryngitis La voce to me

[its-lena-dear]

Wait…what?

[wellawitch]

God, did it look like I was talking to you.

[queenkikis]

“…What?”

[wellawitch]

Oh not you, sweet thang. You’re far too young to even know the difference between a penis and a vag.

[berliozthepianist]

“What… do you mean?”

[wellawitch]

Do I need to spell it out for you?

[mermaidtriton]

So you want me to give you my voice, and then he’ll get his back? Just like that? Right, um, okay. Fall in….love with me. Okay. How long do I have to do that, exactly?

[wellawitch]

Oh no, peaches. You have to sign this contract saying you agree and sing for me. Simple enough terms. Three days, dollface.

[wellawitch]

You’re boyfriend’s a lying sack of shit; you’re welcome.

[mermaidtriton]

I’m…sorry for existing? I don’t know what to say to that, truly, since it wasn’t my choice to be born or anything, but sorry. No, he…he does, but we’re not…like that. The contract? Wait—what’s this price?

[wellawitch]

It’s just a token, really a trifle. All I need from you is; your voice. In exchange for his, of course. In order to get yours back all you have to do is get your little mancandy to fall in love with you.  Simple enough, easy enough to do. Have we got a deal?

[mermaidtriton]

That’s…one way to put it. Eric? You did that? How do you know…he’s not my boyfriend, by the way, but of course.

[wellawitch]

Please, you’re the entire reason my family was banned. Who doesn’t know about what’s really between your legs...Wait, don’t tell me lover boy doesn’t know you really don’t have a vagina. Oh this is delicious. Sign this contract and his voice will be restored. But at a price.

[mermaidtriton]

Mer…maid? Mermaid? You…you talking to me?

[wellawitch]

Who else would I be talking to, seabitch. I have a deal for you. You want your little boyfriend’s voice back don’t know?

[wellawitch]

Where is my darling mermaid?

[ericprinz-dispionagerp-blog]

Eric’s eyes widened then narrowed at the proposal. “I’m not putting somebody else at risk just to get my voice back.” He typed out on his phone and held out the screen. There was no way he was agreeing to something as idiotic as that.

[wellawitch]

Ursula examined her nails arrogantly. Her other hand fiddling with the conch locket that hung around her neck. “Hm,” she said, “then I suppose you won’t be getting your voice back. Pity, really it is. You want your voice bad enough you’ll sign the contract.”

[ericprinz-dispionagerp-blog]

Eric nodded, pursing his lips at her.

[wellawitch]

Ursula laughed deeply, turning her gaze to him as she swiftly walked towards the boy. “I’ll stroke you a deal,” she said snapping her fingers a glowing piece of parchment appeared before them, “You have to obey my every whim, otherwise I will turn to the one you treasure most and hurt them or the deal will be transferred to them, do we have a deal?”

[wellawitch]

“So you want your voice back.”

[zirafaraji]

“I think i’ll pass, witch. I’m fine without your little deals.”

[wellawitch]

“Hmm, how unfortunate.“

[lotsosolano]

“Fine yes… I just want to feel better. I’ve been sick for days.” 

[wellawitch]

“Hmm, yes I believe I can help you then. We do need the matter of payment.”

[bumblingbambi-deactivated201505]

“Y-yes! Yes, thank you!” 

[wellawitch]

Good,and you’re aware of the payment?

[wellawitch]

"I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day. Have we got a deal or not?"

[thependragonprince-blog]

The spread eagle?

[wellawitch]

Just don't do it.