[welldingdongdarnit-blog]

you: this domino's pizza is artisan

me, an actual appreciator of artisan food: FUCK you

[therealchickensoup]

stickman theres no need to feel down

i said stickman

theres a non-homogenous pattern of galaxies all around

[soupjohn]

subway conductors who are assertive but friendly: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[bladeimos-deactivated20180916]

The Signs as PSAT Things (10/19)

Aries: the American Axe

Taurus: “artisan pizza”

Gemini: red and silver maples

Cancer: box with an open top

Leo: “the alive dominator”

Virgo: “next stop: 42nd Street Station, Times Square”

Libra: coffee store loyalty program

Scorpio: “what percentage were over 40 years old?”

Sagittarius: the Stickman

Capricorn: “the amount of rent for an apartment when the landlord raises rent by $125 every 12 months”

Aquarius: Don Juan Ribero

Pisces: dolphin popping noises

[welldingdongdarnit-blog]

potential mate: come boatwhistle with me, babe

male toadfish: i can't, there's dolphin pops

potential mate: but my parents aren't home

male toadfish: my stress hormones are very high right now, inhibiting my ability to boatwhistle

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[surprisebitch]

when people judge you for having a sugar daddy

[bigeisamazing]

[gemini]

Oh my god

[hyryker-deactivated20180801]

You’ve got to dress to impress.

[supernatasha]

[goblinparty]

Donna Meagle is my life inspiration

[surf-vive]

[cc-videos]

[Harry Potter theme plays]

[casawalsh]

[badboyplants]

@ me

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[waluigiappearsnonetheless]

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

can’t risk it…

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[milkyrum-deactivated20160407]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

@officialclod

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST

[pus-wagon]

@space-queer

[fizzy-dizz]

@undylng

[classydude]

[afrorevolution]

How Shea Butter is made is the Northern Region of Ghana 

Video by Hamamat Mantia  

Her ig : @iamhamamat 

[agavehoney]

Her skin is proof

[goldnpoc]

But she’s like so adorable