[call your own bluff]

current watch: the flash current read: carry on current listen: kinetic nexus current playthrough: orwell I love the way your face lights up when someone says, 'it might be dangerous' discord: greyspace#5330 pillowfort: greyspace

[lesbyterianchurch]

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

[prokopetz]

On a surface level it may feel like “superhero and palette-swapped supervillain” and “magical girl and dark magical girl” are basically the same trope, but I want you to try and picture a magical girl/dark magical girl rivalry that has the same essential dynamic as Barry Allen and Eobard Thawne.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[isabella-danielle72]

[funnyjoke]

[not-a-space-alien]

Parents be like “you know you can talk to me about anything right?” and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things

[riovidalll]

this is the funniest fucking tweet ive ever seen because it’s so true

[wellfourthings]

#cosigned

[fanonical]

what’s the betting that potterwatch was just a radio project lee jordan was doing in his spare time and never actually stopped after the war

[sugar-dollie]

“Harry Potter was spotted at the local farmers market today, good choices in produce Harry! Gotta love the organics”

[freddieandersen]

he’s the only reporter harry will talk to other than giving official statements when he has to as an auror

“I’m speaking to Harry Potter today after the long-awaited conclusion of the trial of quadruple murderer Waldorfus Grenoble. Harry, may I ask you a question regarding the trial?”

“Sure, Lee, I have to be back at work in ten but give it a go.”

“What is in the curry you had for lunch yesterday during the recess? It smelled fantastic and I have to know.”

“Thanks for asking, Lee. I’ve recently come across a book of my great-grandmother Priyanka’s notes on her Punjabi cooking and I’ve been trying to recreate her food. I liked that one but Ginny said it was too sweet so I’m making adjustments.”

“Fantastic. Great stuff. Next up we have an update on You-Know-Who’s whereabouts. Not Voldemort obviously– he’s six feet under, it’s been around 2500 days now and he’s still going strong, no sign of him being not dead any time soon.”

“You’re correct, Lee, he’s dead as a doornail and he’s going to stay that way. You do realize you don’t need to refer to your infant daughter as ‘You-Know-Who,’ right?”

“Sophie starts screaming if either of her dads talks about her and we don’t know why. Any suggestions, and any idea where she is now?”

“Oliver was walking her up and down the hallway outside the World Cup Regulatory Office last I saw her. As for the screaming, with James we gave him the miniature dragon from the Triwizard in ‘94 and that entertained him pretty well.”

“You heard it here first folks, Harry Potter thinks dragons are an appropriate substitute for pacifiers! Thanks for your time, Harry.”

“Any time, Lee.”

“Next week’s password is anything that will make our six-month-old go to sleep for longer than four hours. Signing off, this has been Potterwatch with River and the man himself, Harry Potter.”

[theunmotivatedcoffeeblog]

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[teacupfulofstarshine]

the great british bake-off (2010-present)

[expelliarmus]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tired-boy-deactivated20201228]

[pirategf]

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

[tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot]

It’s not dangerous if everyone is gay

[annoyingdogsong]

[valtsv]

hozier songs are like *blows kiss to the forest* that's for my baby *throws molotov cocktail into burning building* AND THAT'S FOR THE REVOLUTION

[bunn-iy]

[severussnapesupport]

harry: flirting is part of my heritage

minerva: what do you mean?

snape: his father was a slut too