Yep

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2016 Goal

Try to be less of a dick

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Well I failed

[collegelifecrisis]

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

[ruinedchildhood]

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In honor of telling my folks I have a girlfriend...

[fishyandclintbarton]

[micdotcom]

[lipstick-andlesbians]

X

[television-gifs]

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How do people like, make decisions and shit?

[officialhome]

reblog if u are currently A Mess

[dicksplit]

“I’m full, do you want my dessert”

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Is it bad when someone calls me sweetheart in a semi-romantic way, my verbal reaction is “ew”? 

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Had to reblog... Noticed the notes were at 666... While watching American Horror Story. No thank you

[sydneybristowe]

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I’ve been trying to incorporate Alanis Morissette song lyrics into my life.

For example, when I accidentally fart while walking into a building:

“You held your breath and the door for me. Thanks for your patience.”

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Milk Milk Lemonade

The subtitle to Beyonce's "Lemonade"

[maybethistimemegz]

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