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Goose is gonna defeat Thanos

Hey there US friends! If you’re voting using these machines (Hart eSlate) or similar ones right now or in the near future, make sure that the machine has NOT changed your ballot before casting it, ‘k? It’s apparently an already known problem, and has been for years, but has never been fixed.

Additional Source: https://abc13.com/politics/straight-party-voters-reporting-their-votes-were-changed/4556377/

xipiti

seriously fuck those voting machines

themarysue

How to start every morning.

whitepeopletwitter

90skid-com

Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.

betterthankanyebitch

A MICOWAVE OVEN

90skid-com

huxlikespink-deactivated2020061

This is funny on so many levels

henryclervals

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

thebiglesbian

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but a spinoff version called Butch Pal for the Straight Gal. Where a bunch of lesbians show up and teach you basic home maintenance skills, show you how to build things, what to shop for at places like Home Depot, nail care, and setting higher standards for your dating partners.

moami

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

torrythetorry

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

theamericansgifs

Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose. Pilot // Finale

welltechnicallyiam

And we have just one world

But we live in different ones

#TheLyricsToThisSongAreStupid

thedandyunderworld

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

still-godless-david

I love how it pushed itself along in the red cart. FASTER FASTER!

obeekris

Squirrel Ninja Warrior!

eliyora

This is some apex squirrel Olympic shit

emmy4keri

Henry should stay. He’s been doing so well there. His future is here.

theonion

SANTA FE, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed eight individuals and seriously injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Friday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Ohio resident Erica Webb, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”