Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
titsay
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
roma★
macklin celebrini has autism
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
Not today Justin
Noah Kahan
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@wellthatwasfunithink-blog
There are so many things. I hate when people call me by my town, and they do this all the time. But in your profile I read under #4 how you like a girl at work. YOU ARE ON A DATING WEBSITE. This is not getting you any brownie points, what so ever. The rest of the profile is about how you have no money, and sleep in your car from time to time. I’m not saying you need to be rich, I’m pretty darn poor myself, but I don’t want to read a paragraph on your financial history....
EW EW EW EW I feel gross now.
Dead Spider
I just sat down on my bed and looked over at my pillow, and there was a big dead spider. Not Squished, very much intact and dead. So this means that a spider was not only chilling on my pillow, but also decided that it was a good place to die. I of course have since freaked out and hit it with my phone off my bed. It is somewhere under my bed now, hopefully still dead.
New Neighbors
My dad is mad at me that I didn’t tell the new neighbors that we were practicing wiccans, and that they should come to our midnight devil worshiping sessions.
This is why I can’t take him anywhere.
Neighborhood Disturbance
While on my run today I was doing the best I’ve ever done. I was breaking records and it was going great. On my last mile I was doing an awesome power-walk, 80′s montage worthy, and I passed a house with an acre long driveway. This little tiny terrifying thing of a dog goes ripping up the driveway and chases me down, growling and barking at me the whole time. I choose to ignore it and power walk for about two more houses when I realize this tiny devil is not going to give. Accepting that all my records will now be nullified I turn around power walk that dog back to its yard.
The owner yelled for it, and I turned around and marched on. But there it was at my heels again. This march it back and forth thing got old real fast. Finally the owner appeared and told me the fun was catching it. Assuming the owner had it covered I kept walking, but alas up ahead was an old lady with her two tea-cup fancy fluffy dogs. The crazy terror and the fluffy things looked at each other, and before you guessed it, there was just dog craziness. No fighting, just lots of running and barking.
Figuring the owners had it, I turned and power walked as fast as my short legs could go. 1/2 a mile down the road and I could still hear barking and yelling.
This ladies and gentlemen, is an average run for me. Creating neighborhood disturbances one day at a time.
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At least “how” is spelled correctly. One out five words is just... so romantic?
Not too shabby this week, still waiting on Seattle vs. Green Bay and NY vs. Indianapolis. A lil worried about Seattle, I originally had Green Bay but changed last second. This will be a lesson in trusting my original gut vs my later gut.
woot!
The fun of Babysitting
While arguing with the five year old I babysit on whether or not she needed to wear shorts under her skirt, I finally went for the big guns and said “Your mom will kill me if you don’t wear shorts.”
She looked me dead in the eye, popped her hip and said “My mommy doesn’t have a gun.”
Touche five year old, Touche
So when a girl doesn’t answer you the first time, the next logical thing is to send her a very nearly identical message a month later, that will get her attention for sure! Oh and then be sure to follow it up with a way too long email that says what you said in your first message, because if a girl didn’t answer the first two times you may woo her on the third.
Ok Cupid Stupidity #3
Sooo, am I paying you the 1,000 because my answer is nope, or are you paying me the 1,000 because my answer is still no.
OK Cupid Stupidity #2
Ok Cupid Stupidity #1.
Dear Squirrel...
There is a squirrel running around in the attic above my head.
I wish my dad's shot gun was here
I wish I knew how to use a shot gun
I wish I wasn't an animal rights activist
I wish I wasn't a pacifistic guns are bad person.
Weird
Apparently I have a weird life and weird shit happens to me. My closest friend is constantly telling me I need to write a blog about everything. So here it goes…. (not tonight cause I'm tired).