Claire Keane
Sade Olutola

JVL

Andulka

@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.

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Stranger Things

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styofa doing anything
i don't do bad sauce passes

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wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kiana Khansmith

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

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@wellthisgotweird
Fuck the double standards.
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE VIAGRA DO
the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression
me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
“A lover doesn’t discourage your growth. A lover says, ‘I see who you are today, I cannot wait to see who you become tomorrow.’”
Magical encounter while free falling.
Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.
“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.
You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.
But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.
If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;
I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.
‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.
He is gone.
Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.
I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.
There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
mutuals meeting me irl
a mnemonic
Tu Bishvat is about trees, and trees are like bushes
on Tisha b’Av you need tissues bc you’re sad and crying
on Tu b’Av your lover serenades you with a tuba
this tweet is making my brain haemorrhage i physically cannot stop thinking about it
idk if this has already been on tumblr but i saw it on fb and it killed me
these ones
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
“i’m wondering if he’d have been as interested if u still looked like curzon”
well realistically speaking he would have, ben. julian is equal opportunity embarrassing
tbh Julian sees a weird, chaotic, and sort of sexy old man and immediately squeezes into his ‘get ur freak on!’ booty shorts and hits the Promenade
I’m teaching Gina to play [chess], and she, in turn, is teaching me to ‘trash talk’.
i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him
really fucking sucks that so much anti-war sentiment in the west, and especially the US, is only based on concern for the imperialist troops. the lives of the innocent victims is almost irrelevant to the discussion