We put a chip in it!

It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it's a smart thing.

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Lynx SmartGrill just like all those smart pans but a grill yay!

http://smart.lynxgrills.com/

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https://ludela.com/

And it’s powered by wi-fire!

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“All you have to do is brush your hair - Hair Coach does the rest”

because apparently there is more to it than that.

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It’s an electronic pillow! With lights! And sound! 

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It would appear to be a salt shaker with a bluetooth speaker and a light.

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The actors in the video have bright smiles, I’m not sure if that is because of the joy they get out of the product or out of sheer irony.

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Not sold yet. Gonna wait for “Youba”, the world’s fist smart tuba.

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Smart brush, dumb hair. This won’t end well. What a pompous name, too. The Kérastase Hair Coach Powered By Withings. 

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soon your teeth will be able to automatically alert you when you are eating

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Brita's smart water pitcher orders its filters from Amazon

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The TweetPee. Because actually checking a diaper is harder than checking Twitter.

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Peggy clothespin tells you when your laundry is dry. 

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The "Lover Detection System" will not only tell you if your partner is being unfaithful, but the speed, duration, and position of the infidelity. 

Forget that this is far more likely to catch your dog hopping on to your bed, or your significant other beating off, this is worth it for the speedometer alone! Strap in lady, we're going for a land speed record tonight!

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The gloriously dumb Wi-Fi wine bottle of the future

The Kuvée Bottle is one of the most ridiculous Internet of Things products yet. It's a Wi-Fi connected wine bottle with a touchscreen that needs to be consta...

Hang on I have to recharge my wine bottle.

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Another water bottle. Very original.

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The Davy Crockett is the ultimate portable grill. It comes with a digital WiFi controller (control and monitor through our iOS orAndroid mobile application), a meat probe, a peaked lid for stand-up chicken/ large fowl/ rib racks, a convenience tray with utensil hooks and our new open flame technology grease tray. Also included is Sense-Mate, a thermal sensor which constantly monitors the ambient temperature. It can run on 12V or 120AC so it’s perfect for home or camping, tail-gating, hunting, house-boating, music festivals or anywhere you can take it! Weighing in at 57 pounds with fold-able legs, it can be placed in the trunk of any car.

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The Massage Jacket. Because slowing down and relaxing just to get a massage is unacceptable.