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[weralika]

masterlists!

socmed au

pt 1 ; pt 2 ; pt 3 ; pt 4 ; pt 5 ; pt 6 ; pt 7 ; pt 8 (u can see all parts under the fist tag ↓)

kandreil age gap au

1 ; 2 ; 3 ; 4 ; 5 ;... (second tag ↓)

kevin's suicide attempt

1 ; 2 ; 3 ; ... (third tag ↓)

I also draw! on @ran7a 🌟

[mutinsfromthemoon]

now that they’re out and free, they can finally do things together for the first time, and one of those things is traveling as a couple with their friends. on one of these trips they went to a resort with some of the cens and the pikes. almost everyone is sitting at a big table in the hotel restaurant having breakfast and talking about all sorts of things. when bood brings up a topic “what about that couple in the middle of the night?” and cassie says “i was so jealous, bood falls asleep the moment he lies down in bed” and everyone laughs and bood gives his wife a fake annoyed look and wyatt speaks up “i was shocked, i didn’t know someone could moan like that for hours” and ilya replies “poor lisa” everyone laughs and wyatt flips ilya off and suddenly he turns to shane and ilya and asks “wasn’t it you guys?” and the two look at him confused and wyatt explains “the couple was two men” and ilya goes “we’d never be stupid enough to have sex with the windows open” and shane adds “besides, our rooms are on the opposite side of the resort, sound doesn’t carry that far” and ilya goes “mr. physicist” and shane laughs and gives him a light slap. the couple was actually harris and troy, who are eating breakfast in silence at the other end of the table.

[sofiasketches]

something slutty

[ellisonwongparty]

like i am actually so scared for season 2 because i don't know how many "guys did you know mentally ill people are allowed to be in relationships" i have in me. guys did you know that if you are mentally ill you are worthy of love. guys did you know that if you are mentally ill and in a relationship you are allowed to have emotions. hey. guys. did you know that if you are gay and mentally ill and want love it doesn't immediately mean you are like. an inherently evil and selfish person. just fyi. just so everyone is on the same page.

[bisexualrozanov]

ilya speaks so much russian when they have sex that shane’s tail starts wagging out of habit whenever he hears him use it outside of their bedroom. their car mechanic happens to be russian and when ilya calls the guy to talk about bringing his car in for an oil change shane is approximately two seconds away from dropping to his knees because he knows he’s doing a good job when ilya’s english starts to fail and he switches to speaking russian

[mutinsfromthemoon]

yuna is rearranging the living room and picking up shane’s childhood pictures to put them in a new order. she notices that one is missing and she knows exactly which one because it’s one of her favorite pictures of shane, him smiling brightly at the camera with a missing tooth. she sighs and picks up her phone to call ilya and he picks up on the third ring greeting her “hello, yuna” and she says “ilya, dear, i’m afraid you have something mine” and ilya goes “what is it?” and she replies “one of shane’s childhood picture” and ilya goes “yuna, you know i love you like a mother, yes?” and she’s like “yes, dear, i know” and ilya keeps going “i’m not returning this photo” and yuna snorts “ilya, this one is my favorite” and ilya’s like “it’s mine too” and she says “if you return it to me, i promise i’ll make a copy of every single one you like” and ilya goes “you promise?” and yuna says “i promise”. weeks later ilya is sitting there with a copy of the entire photo album.

[maladaptivedaydreamerlala]

"Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you"

[resident-axolotl]

it's riko's death anniversary

[puckwanger]

— dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[mlmshiptournaments]

MLM Poly Ship Tournament -Round Four: Semifinals Poll #1

Kerejeandreil art by weralika on Tumblr

James T. Kirk/Spock/Leonard “Bones” McCoy vs. Kevin Day/Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard/Jean Moreau/Jeremy Knox

McSpirk (Star Trek: The Original Series)

Kerejeandreil (All For The Game)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

ROUND FOUR POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

James Kirk/Spock/Leonard “Bones” McCoy:

They're extremely devoted to each other to the point of willing to die for each other. They're so mentally compatible that McCoy was able to hold Spock's katra and Spock and Kirk constantly mind meld.

A Triad that balances each other out, it could be argued that Spock is the brains, McCoy is the heart, and Kirk is the soul of the triad. They will fight to keep each other alive against all odds.

Additional Propaganda by @daliah-dark-one [HERE]

Kevin Day/Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard/Jean Moreau/Jeremy Knox:

Something something Kevin Day deserves four hot boyfriends. Anyway with your help we can make the entire Exy community one giant polycule

[lesbianroselandry]

sometimes i think about an au where ilya chickens out of going to the cottage for whatever reason, and shane just. kinda gives up. stops pursuing him. still texts him and is there vaguely as a friend, because he cares about him and wants him to know that, but no more than that.

shane thinks he's respecting ilya's choice: we cannot do that, we cannot be more, this risk is too much and i am not willing to take it. continuing to pursue ilya at this point would feel tantamount to trying to pressure him into a relationship, and shane doesn't want to do that. so he'll back off, let ilya know he's here just generally as someone who cares for him, but, like, he gets it. he'll stop. he'll allow ilya his distance. he respects ilya's decision, even if it breaks his heart.

meanwhile ilya stops getting daily texts from shane, spends all day thinking about shane, glowers at his phone all summer long (he goes back to russia with svetlana. he stays for all of four days before he books a flight back to boston. why did he even do this? he asks himself. papa is dead. mama has been dead for so long. he doesn't want to talk to his brother. so why is he even here?) and then finally hockey season starts up again and shane Doesn't Text Him to talk shit about the san francisco game he watched last night, and ilya realizes like. wait. what the fuck? no, no, no. this feels bad. this feels bad and wrong. this is not what i want.

except. now it's ilya rozanov vs himself: final boss, "avoidant tendencies and self sabotage" edition. if he wants shane back, he's going to have to be honest about his feelings, voluntarily, for the first time in his life. in tampa he wouldn't have admitted to anything if shane hadn't more or less dragged him into talking about his feelings kicking and screaming; at this point he's got to imagine tampa shane there again, taking him by the hand and going "cut the bullshit, ilya," and then giving him those impossible-to-resist big brown eyes. it's a process.

anyways. where i'm going with this:

when boston goes to montreal, ilya shows up on shane's doorstep with a bouquet of flowers. shane is utterly bamboozled.

he's standing there in the entryway (he let ilya in, of course, but they haven't made it past the front hallway) holding this big colorful bouquet like. ????? what??? what is this?? you... don't do things like this. what is happening? what are you doing???????

and ilya has to shove his hands in his pockets so he doesn't start wringing them like. um. i don't know. i don't know what i am doing either but i just wanted to. i don't know. do you like them?

shane takes a whiff (they are quite fragrant and he does like them) and sighs wistfully and says yes, but he doesn't understand...???????

and they're both just standing there right next to the front door with this giant bouquet of flowers between them like ?????????????? until ilya clears his throat and asks if shane has plans for dinner, and the metaphorical lightbulb goes off and shane just gapes at him.

like. wait. ilya rozanov, are you... trying to woo me?

and ilya is like …….y….es??? unless you don't want me to be, in which case no, and you can throw those in the trash, and you can also simply kill me so i do not have to live with the shame of this. or if you do not want to kill me because it would make you sad i can just go throw myself into traffic or something. it's fine. um. yes.

shane stares at him for a second. and then goes on a mad dash for the nearest vase because he can't just drop the flowers, he has to put them in water and be gentle with them, but also if he doesn't get to grab ilya by the lapels of his jacket and kiss him stupid in the next minute, he might die.

(the corollary to this is that shane spends several days admiring his beautiful flowers, stroking the petals and sighing dreamily over them. when they finally start to wilt, he takes one of the hockey books he's read several times before and presses them.

a year later, ilya does go to the cottage. shane is in the shower, and while he's waiting, ilya idly picks up one of the books on the shelf in the living room to flip through, and finds it full of dried and carefully pressed flowers. odd, he thinks, but cute.

and then he asks shane about it, and shane goes pink all the way to his ears and says they're the flowers ilya bought him last year. he couldn't bring himself to throw them out, so... yeah. <- he says this with a casual shrug, as if he hasn't just hit ilya with an instant one-hit KO.)

[viiiiiliiiii]

Neil Josten, quite possibly the most hopelessly perverted virgin to ever exist. thinking about him accidentally coming in his shorts the first few times he goes down on Andrew. the entire situation is enough to overwhelm him: he’s on his knees, moving in a steady rhythm, his mouth occupied, completely immersed in something he’d never imagined himself doing. for someone who spent years insisting “I don’t swing” and genuinely believing he wasn’t interested in anyone, the contrast alone is enough to short-circuit his brain. It catches him so off guard that, midway through the first few times, his breathing starts to falter, his body tenses without warning, and before he even fully realizes what’s happening, he’s already come untouched. afterward, he just looks up at Andrew with an expression that’s equal parts bewildered, embarrassed, and blissfully dazed. “I… don’t know why that happened,” he murmurs after a long pause. “Seriously.”

[allfortherot]

i've had smth like this sitting in my drafts for a while bcz i didnt have inspiration and omg. i love you. this is so perfect

neil coming untouched just from blowing andrew is arguably my favorite concept in this fandom--and like i genuinely think it aould happen, too. we NEED fics on this. everybody start writing immediately

andrew's reaction omg. this in andrews pov. fuck that'd be both so funny and so cute (and so... hot? is that the word? idk im ace i dont find things hot but i think its the word that fits the best) lmaoaoaooa andrew looks down at neil after he himself comes and neil's stomach is covered in streaks of cum. but neil's hands are still crossed behind his back, andrew has neil present his hands and they're clean, untouched. neil came just from blowing andrew. that's some fucking insane shit right out of a cheap porno

also sorry neil josten with an oral fixation who said that

[mlmshiptournaments]

MLM Poly Ship Tournament -Round Four: Semifinals Poll #2

Kandreil art by ran7a on Tumblr

Small Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike/Cat Mike vs. Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard/Kevin Day

Polymikes (Deltarune)

Kandreil (All For The Game)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

ROUND FOUR POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Small Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike/Cat Mike:

[SPOILERS for Deltarune Ch 4 in regards to the Mike Room] These three have got something going on, we just don't know what. They also have decided to do the Mike gig on their own, nobody is making them do this. Plus, they all blush when put next to one another. I know they have minimal time in game but in my heart these three have SOMETHING going on 

Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard/Kevin Day:

They were canon in earlier drafts of the book and it SHOWS. The way Kevin is absolutely a part of Neil and Andrew's relationship. Kevin + Neil are [Andrew's] strikers. Just three guys playing sports and running from the mafia.

Additional Propaganda by @aidyaiden [HERE]

[thelibraryoffff]

jean proposes but only because kevin is very very determined to be proposed to. after a while it is less of an unspoken thing and more something kevin drops hints about twenty times a day because jesus fucking christ when the hell are we getting engaged. jean starts prolonging it just to piss kevin off. everybody stops asking about when they're getting married or if kevin thinks jean is going to propose soon because that's a surefire way to set kevin off about how at this rate, we'll both be dead before he proposes.

jean eventually proposes in the entryway to kevin's apartment after kevin and his pro team win their first exy championship. after kevin's done crying he definitely says "fucking finally" and gets tackled by jean.

[coyoteshane]

Thinking about how amazing would be if Hudson stoped to shave his happy trail

I want to see Shane more hairy 🤤

I agree!!! I would love to see a happy trail on Shane. I do feel like Shane is a guy who like to trim and keep everything need, but as soon as he learns that Ilya actually loves the way Shane looks and smells with a full bush, he allows himself to give up some control and idk... just let his body be if that makes sense? I just know thay Ilya would go feral about Shane stretching and his happy trail peeking out where the shirt doesn't cover his belly anymore!

[cottagehillsunset]

The Raiders are sitting in the airport lounge, waiting for their flight to board after their game against Montreal. And right accross from them is one of those big posters from Shane's Reebok campagne. Ilya is playing a game on his phone (no, it's not to distract him from the giant Shane Hollander picture right in front of him, obviously not). Meanwhile Cliff looks at the Reeboks - they do look kinda nice, he has to admit - and then down to his own sneakers, which are a bit ratty and he could defnitely do with buying a new pair. And he's thinking about how convenient it must be to be sponsored by a shoe brand because it saves you the hassle of having to reaplace your old shoes. Hollander probably gets sent a new pair every couple of months whether he needs them or not. And wouldn't that be amazing.

"Maybe I should pull a Hollander", Cliff mutters to himself, thinking about how to best get an Adidas or Nike sponsorship or something.

Next to him Ilya almost gives himself whiplash with how fast his head snaps up and he barely manages to not drop his phone because Cliff what do you mean pull a Hollander there are no Hollanders to pull, Yuna and David are happily married and Shane is his boyfriend Cliff which Hollander are you trying to pull here-

[viiiiiliiiii]

Neil Josten, quite possibly the most hopelessly perverted virgin to ever exist. thinking about him accidentally coming in his shorts the first few times he goes down on Andrew. the entire situation is enough to overwhelm him: he’s on his knees, moving in a steady rhythm, his mouth occupied, completely immersed in something he’d never imagined himself doing. for someone who spent years insisting “I don’t swing” and genuinely believing he wasn’t interested in anyone, the contrast alone is enough to short-circuit his brain. It catches him so off guard that, midway through the first few times, his breathing starts to falter, his body tenses without warning, and before he even fully realizes what’s happening, he’s already come untouched. afterward, he just looks up at Andrew with an expression that’s equal parts bewildered, embarrassed, and blissfully dazed. “I… don’t know why that happened,” he murmurs after a long pause. “Seriously.”