alex ☆ 26 ☆ they/she ☆ 18+ ☆ main: @eastofshane
mostly thoughts about shane and ilya, asks are always welcome!

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alex ☆ 26 ☆ they/she ☆ 18+ ☆ main: @eastofshane
mostly thoughts about shane and ilya, asks are always welcome!
teamwork makes the dream work
Let me show you how to do this good.
not here 👀 rozanov you better get off👀 you suck My dick! 👀 why did you think it was ok to sext me before the game!?👀 please stop..👀
shane voice nooooooo
did someone say puppy shane?
full uncensored image: HERE
I'd like to **** the brat out of you!
Did you just call me a brat? 🤨
me when i'm a gay pervert
shane sitting on ilya's face. shane's thick thighs working as he grinds himself down on ilya's tongue. shane just loud as fuuuuck moaning and swearing as he chases his orgasm. ilya moaning into shane's ass as shane takes what he needs from him. ilya flipping them over and coming on shane's ass after.
Lilya with her hand between Jane's legs when they're driving in a car
Anyway, just you know what I was trying to send you on the main blog:
•I also would love to have a body like Shane!!!! Like I’m a cis woman, but he gave me so much Inspo… you get it!!!!
•I’m not losing interest…. I’m just getting tired… I had a long trip today, plane + hours on the bus 😵💫 I’m dead but I still like you 💋
Yessss!!! Like, I'm also a cis woman but I wanna look like that and people to think I'm hot yknow?
Oh! That does sound like a lot. I hope you'll get some rest! And don't worry, I would be okay with you losing interest too. I hope you'll get some sleep or anything else to make you feel good!
I think my asks are not being send to you on your main blog… because there is a red string when I try to send it…I send so much asks that tumblr hates me
Oh, really? That's so weird? I'm not sure why that's the case!
Anon, please know I still think about you
During the post-cottage era when Ilya's still playing for Boston, Shane sends Ilya a text one night that's just like "Are you alone?"
And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"
And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'
And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'
And when Ilya follows the link and finds out that it's the app that controls a vibrating butt plug, he nearly blacks out at the table before disappearing for a suspiciously long smoke break.
@zouisalmightie Aaahh no why would you apologise for leaving this masterpiece in the tags. Holy shitttt
Goddd the idea of Ilya being able to hear allll of it but not speaking to him. Just communicating what he wants from Shane through what he does with the plug until Shane gets it. Making Shane work for it in more ways than just making pretty noises for Ilya. Adding something of a puzzle to it. He knows Shane likes a challenge, and a challenge it's possible to win, and he creates one for him. Hottttt.
During the post-cottage era when Ilya's still playing for Boston, Shane sends Ilya a text one night that's just like "Are you alone?"
And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"
And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'
And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'
And when Ilya follows the link and finds out that it's the app that controls a vibrating butt plug, he nearly blacks out at the table before disappearing for a suspiciously long smoke break.
@zouisalmightie Aaahh no why would you apologise for leaving this masterpiece in the tags. Holy shitttt
Goddd the idea of Ilya being able to hear allll of it but not speaking to him. Just communicating what he wants from Shane through what he does with the plug until Shane gets it. Making Shane work for it in more ways than just making pretty noises for Ilya. Adding something of a puzzle to it. He knows Shane likes a challenge, and a challenge it's possible to win, and he creates one for him. Hottttt.
Lilya's favorite thing is to see how Jane tries to unobtrusively bend over surfaces and strech, thinking she's being sly with it (Lilya knows Jane wants her to take her however and whenever she wants)
the way shane's eyes never open... he is exactly where he wants to be. all safe and horny 😌