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This is kinda just my random unfiltered thoughts. I don't know what s blog Is. (moth elvis's lawyer.)

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

Why does the wait between christmas eve and christ🛷🔔🔔ma pause did you guys hear that

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

>me, sad.

>no cats to pet

>go outside

>there's cats to pet

> :0

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

Actually my worst fucking post I hate this

[dogpuppy]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[biocrafthero]

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY one of the replies said “so candy guy is into it but

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[coffinwoodx]

UPDATE: dentman has a bunch of old youtube videos with a whole vtuber avatar i’m in tears

i love u dentman

[luciferhimshelf]

@brosser-les-dents

[brosser-les-dents]

I know about this account. Now sorta with how twitter imploded. Is he still posting?

I feel so much comraderie with him. Lol.

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

Brushing my teeth for dentman rn

[furryprovocateur]

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

[bathroomcube]

berries go bad so fast because they are born evil unfortunately

[girlballs-archive]

aborted horse: hey can you abort some sugarcubes and an apple? i'm kind of hungry in the aborted horse purgatory dimension

[rakdos-dogdyke]

[tropicalscream]

hey can yall abort more horses im almsot out of aborted glue

[ex-riddlecats]

[responsibilitychan]

i need that baby kitten swaddled in a blanket image in a locket 2 provide comfort in the coming days. hold on i gotta find my image, so i can gaze at it lovingly

[responsibilitychan]

:-)

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[shithowdy]

guy who pronounces whatsapp "what's a peepee"

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

[b4rfbrain]

the giggle brothers

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[redfagdiver]

[weresharks-could-be-neat]

This amazes me. Like what is going on.

[dogpuppy]