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shapely tigers 🍊

Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware

#tiger...#this isn't a euphemism or short for anything #i like how tigers smell #i mean i like most animal smells #but i actively enjoy tiger smell lol #“what do tigers smell like?” idk man. tigers.#like a wet dog but if it were...a tiger #i don't know #they don't smell like house cats. they smell like tigers. i don't think i've noticed any other big cats smelling a similar way #giger smell good

monzenbashi

My biggest complaint about the official monhun ecology notes we've gotten is that almost every single species allegedly follows the rules of "tough guy male with a harem of females" when that isn't a very common dynamic among animals in real life. In most non-monogamous species, both the males and females will mate with multiple partners. Not everything needs to have a harem! The majority of animals don't!!!

I get that the devs probably do this because "big strong sexy male and all these hot chicks who love him" makes their "male" monsters seem Cool and Badass, but. Augh. It's so excessive that it ends up coming off as very Dudebro™️ instead of feeling like realistic creature behavior.

On the bright side, since most monhun ecology is written from an in-universe perspective, I can just handwave this by saying that the Guild doesn't always know what they're talking about. It's not like they're totally infallible and their notes could never be wrong. That happens all the time with wildlife research IRL, so some in-universe info being incorrect or purely speculative would make sense. Plus I don't really trust a group that can be kinda racist towards Lynians (some places won't let Palicoes be A-list hunters) and prejudiced towards Riders to be as accurate and unbiased as possible in their monster studies, anyway. :p

#hashtag Down With Guild #magnamalo's alleged ecology gets to me so badly #not in a good way #on the one hand i can see where it comes from #on the other it's a really obvious misunderstanding of tiger biology in an attempt to mimic it #anyway considering like 90% of monsters have some piece of lore somewhere that's like #“ohh well you only see MALES in-game”#and the ones that are female will sometimes have corresponding lore about how the males are much bigger and stronger #and we just don't see them because they're Too Strong #(gammoth...)#i 100% believe that the harem thing is an attempt to make the male monsters seem cooler and more appealing to a male playerbase wwwwww

scaviogifs

#1014 - Okidogi

#okidogi #my baby!!#i love her so much

woomyveemoyall

Hero Mode Weapons: Here's the Platinum Motherfucker Supreme 4000 rpm Shooter that lets you wipe out an entire army by yourself.

Online Battle Weapons: Here's a reasonable weapon :) With a subweapon that compliments it nicely :) It's not perfect but in the right hands it's great! :)

Salmon Run Weapons: Here's the Goobschnoozler Piece o' Shit-o-matic. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

#always reblog the goobschnoozler #carbon roller in salmon run.....(sobbing)

mollyjames

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

mollyjames

I mean... yeahhh...

#...#hikayuna

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

absolutely amazing email i got today

#reblogging for a very specific person

front-facing-pokemon

#incineroar #fav #snoot

oblativelamb

AGENCY FOR ME? NO THANKS! 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ ILL GIVE THAT AWAY TO THE WOMAN WITH A SOFT VOICE AND A GUIDING HAND! ✅️✅️ THE PATH OF HISTORY SHOULD BE DECIDED WITH ME AT HER SIDE! OR AS HER PERSONAL BOOTRACK!! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

oblativelamb

RESPONSIBILITY? I DISAVOW IT! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD IS TOO HEAVY FOR ME!! 😖😖 THE WEIGHT OF MY THOUGHTS IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR!!🫠🫠 BETTER JUST TO LISTEN TO WHAT SHE TELLS ME!! ✅️🙂‍↕️🫡

#hikayuna

wholesome-animal-images

@wholesome-animal-images

#kirsten

monzenbashi

i think arkveld cubs should be extra fluffy

#bwahh she's so cute!!#i wanna squeeze her little beans and play with her nubby little horns #arkveld #friend art #i hope she's [pathetic nubby-horned arkveld] and [pretty arkveld]'s daughter #they deserve such a cute baby

hacash

someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

villainessbian

a challenger

#…hmm #ykhr

best-bird-tournament

New World vulture (Cathartidae) family - RUNOFF

Which is the best bird?

Turkey vulture

California condor

Andean condor

Voting ended onJan 2

#turkey vulture sweep...!

inwardhardar

#i’m not missing it this year

baba-is-blog

NIGHT IS NOCTURNE

#server is lag #help me

writing-prompt-s

As a werewolf, you must lock yourself away for the full moon. As a zoologist, you know it is easier to make a cage appealing than it is to make it unbreakable, and so set to making "werewolf enrichment"

#assuming this transformation results in a less-than-sapient werewolf #this would just be a lot of heavy-duty toys #a lot of smelly things #and a lot of novelty items #also probably baby-proofing any doors #essentially just if you were keeping a big cat content. but the big cat has thumbs now #or like #trying to keep a really buff toddler entertained #trying to keep an animal satisfied isn't too different from trying to keep a tiny human satisfied #the tiny human just has thumbs. much like a werewolf would #editing to add; having things to play with wouldn't entirely make a werewolf not try to escape #cared-for primates in zoos try to escape all the time lol. they have curious brains. they also have hands and they like to use them #doesn't matter that they have a ton of toys already #they'll fiddle with locks if they want to #this would just be a mix of keeping a big cat/large carnivore entertained and a primate contained #you'd still have to do a loooot of security to prevent werewolf-you from getting curious #and trying to pick a lock or something

perelka-l

Darktober number 5 (because darktober ends when I say it ends and half of month was mental health void and other Z-A madness lmao)

I made a poll on twatter what to draw and they won so here we go :3 cute autumn sibs...

Explanation doodle under cut

#reblogging for indigo disk anniversary today #happy two years of sgzi #this is still a gorgeous piece

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