me, i'm not

Imaginations ripped from the annals of popular culture.

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My Fancy Dog (Ruff Cut) from Brady Watt on Vimeo.

Frederic Bonestamp enlists a group of struggling post-grad film students to make the pilot episode of his reality television series, My Fancy Dog. On this episode, Frederic visits Reuben, a down-on-his-luck, no-good schmuck who just so happens to own the fanciest dog in town. But as Frederic gets to know Reuben, he learns that not everything is as it seems...

Starring Nick Neffgen as Frederic Bonestamp Jason Macintyre as Reuben Brady Watt as Doug the Dog Kevin Ryan as Rico/Janet Andrew Giebelhaus as Boom Op/Professional Medical Doctor

Concept developed by Sketchy Dennis Written by Nick Neffgen, Jason Macintyre, and Brady Watt Directed, Photographed, and Edited by Brady Watt

"The Touch" performed by Stan Bush, originally from the original motion picture soundtrack to Transformers: The Movie (1986) "Blade Runner: Main Titles" performed by Vangelis, originally from the original score to Blade Runner (1982)

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Happy Birthday, Tiberius from Brady Watt on Vimeo.

Tiberius, a lonely werewolf, decides to visit the local watering hole to celebrate his birthday.

Concept developed by Brady Watt and Nick Neffgen Photographed, Edited, and Directed by Brady Watt Tiberius portrayed by Nick Neffgen Produced by Brady Watt, Nick Neffgen, and Kaleb Kaiser Music by Pigswallow Shot on Location in Beaumont, Alberta, Canada on the night of a public concert. All those attending the concert were informed that by attending, they consented to being filmed.

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Chapter Two: Head Smashed In

Chapter Two: Head Smashed In

When the light burned out I found myself in a white room with white walls. The white bar lights over my head were screeching ugly blind fury into my eyes. I was covered in a white sheet up to my chin. A box of white latex gloves sat atop a white plastic table next to white q-tips, white cotton swabs and brown tongue depressors. I guess those didn’t come in white. My eyelids were heavy and it made…

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New Sweat [Part 1]

New Sweat [Part 1]

I woke up still a little intoxicated and knew I needed to get some fresh air. The house was big, almost a mansion, but the basement was still musty and old and cramped. Sometimes I felt suffocated down there. I left my ten-foot by ten-foot room that I was renting from Annette, the nice seventy-year-old woman who owned the house. She mostly kept to herself. She had the top two floors, which was…

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Really Quite Paradise

If I could have anyone play me in a film it would be Jake Johnson. I would probably never write a film that had myself as a character in it, but he would be the one to play me if I did. I guess in a way, every script I write, the main character is in some way or another myself. That should probably be the way to do it. The only reason I’m trying to tell a story is because there’s something I want…

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Hang on to Yourself   Last night, after nine months, I hung out with my former roommates. It bothers me that it took so long for me to see them again.

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My Skull is Full of Sunken Ships   The floors of my apartment building have a thin spread of glitter all over them. I can only guess this is due to some halloween costume that a neighbour wore.

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Watch Those Bright Eyes of Yours

Watch Those Bright Eyes of Yours

The day I found that pocket knife in the dumpster back out behind that Asian massage parlour on Seymour, I knew everything was about to turn around for me. No more begging for change on the side of the street. No one’s gonna walk away from me tonight! That’s for sure. I’m all powerful. I waited a couple of hours after I found the thing. I waited until it was dark. I knew the kinds of places that…

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TAANK MYOOZIK! from Brady Watt on Vimeo.

All hail wormboy!

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mixtape #6 from Brady Watt on Vimeo.

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Let's All Get Some Pussy: Slight Observations on Modern Masculinity

I moved back to Alberta in November of 2014. I was living in Vancouver for two and a half years eighty-five percent on my own. I grew up in Alberta, spending the first two years of my life in Edmonton, then the next eighteen in Beaumont. Then I moved to Vancouver, being the only child in my family to finish high school, leave the province and go to post secondary. I never thought that made me…

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mixtape #4 from Brady Watt on Vimeo.

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The Red Boy [Part II]

The Red Boy [Part II]

The boy lay dead on the floor and his brother was hiding in the next room, gripping the bloody knife with both hands. He heard the door unlocking and the sound of his mom’s boots clicking on the tiles. Bags rustling. His father’s voice. He closed his eyes and listened to his mom’s footsteps come around the corner. His heart sank when she started screaming and thought about what he did. The knife…

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My Little Monster: The Making of 'The Honey Garlic Man' or How I Unconsciously Explored my Lifelong Anxiety Issues

[Before reading this essay, please be so kind as to watch my short film “The Honey Garlic Man“.] Approximately twenty months ago I graduated from the Vancouver Film School. I consider myself to have failed to live up to what the school was expecting from me, or at least what they wanted me to be. While I was attending the program, I went through a lot of changes, a lot of perspective shifts, and…

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Hells Bells: The Legend of the Badass Baby Bandits and the Invention of the Modern Biker Gang

Hells Bells: The Legend of the Badass Baby Bandits and the Invention of the Modern Biker Gang

I was downtown and I had a stack of cash in my pocket fatter than a dog in a bath tub full of extra mild chili. My feet bip bopped on the pavement and I was keeping my eyes on every hotshot, blood sucker and ballroom babe that passed me by. My hands were itchy, twitchin’ like a gunfighters at my hip. I knew they wanted it. I knew they’d get it. But I’ll fight to the death to keep it in my pocket.…

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"His name is Root Beer."

“His name is Root Beer.”

            “Yeah. It is cute. Yeah, you can pet him, he’s friendly.” Fucking dog.             “Hey! No!” Fuck. Stop looking at me like that. “It’s not my dog.” Stop looking at me like that. I know he isn’t well behaved. “It’s not my fucking dog. It’s my wife’s dog. I’m so sorry. He gets excited.” X God damn I fuckin’ hate having to go out with this god damn thing. He never shuts up. He barks and…

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You'll Never Guess What They Found from Brady Watt on Vimeo.

photographed and edited by Brady Watt AEGEA by William Patrick Corgan