DAT WERK LYF

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Fantasy: eat me out from under the desk while i work

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You think ppl are smart until you come out to work

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Irony is when YOU want copy that sounds hip and young but YOU write your own copy AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING 40-YEAR OLD AND I JUST WANNA THROW UP INSTEAD OF CLEANING UP YOUR MESS.

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Client: *writes own copy*

Suit: Here, just check their grammar.

Me: *checks grammar*

Client: WOW! Why would you write something like that?!?! Please rewrite it!!!

Suit: *echoes client*

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My sexual fantasies involving my manager are getting out of hand. Like, my hoemones need to calm down. Why is my manager so hot?!?!?! Ughhhh

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[imagines getting fucked by manager while masturbating]

bend me over and fuck me hard, daddy

let me cum for you

You can be the boss of me Daddy, won't you fuck me harder?

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We need to talk

what to say when your suit echoes the client’s dumbass feedback

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why the fuck do people pretend to care, GTFO!

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SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE I HAD LUNCH WITH MY SENPAI FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!1!    (O///////O)

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“If I get $1 for each time I get a shoe blister on my feet, I would _______”

What’s so hard to understand from this sentence????

Feedback: I don’t think the target audience knows how to answer

O M G

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*gets put into 3 major projects*

*all due in a month*

Boss: Hey, I need you to help me on this new job

Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO QUIT?

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*Works avg 60 hours per week*

*Gets $500 raise*

Boss: We need you to work double the time.

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GUESS WHO GOT A MOTHERFUCKING RAISE THAT SHE FUCKING DESERVES?

ME.

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WHY DO I THINK THAT MY BOSS IS A PIECE OF SHIT

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The next day after pulling an all-nighter

me: When do you think you'd call it a night tonight?

you: 5am

me: WHAT THE FUCK???

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if you can’t be bothered to capture my imagination in the first 30 seconds of your case film, how the hell did you capture the attention of your client’s customers?"

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Boss 1: I know that Boss 2 and I have different opinions on things but he's on leave today so we'll have to go with (what I say)

It's different... We're two different people, you see...

It's just like asking him and I what kind of girls we like and the answer's different...

me: (thinking) I? don't? care? what? type? of? girls? you? like??? I just want to do a good job!