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Fantasy: eat me out from under the desk while i work
You think ppl are smart until you come out to work
Irony is when YOU want copy that sounds hip and young but YOU write your own copy AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING 40-YEAR OLD AND I JUST WANNA THROW UP INSTEAD OF CLEANING UP YOUR MESS.
Client: *writes own copy*
Suit: Here, just check their grammar.
Me: *checks grammar*
Client: WOW! Why would you write something like that?!?! Please rewrite it!!!
Suit: *echoes client*
My sexual fantasies involving my manager are getting out of hand. Like, my hoemones need to calm down. Why is my manager so hot?!?!?! Ughhhh
[imagines getting fucked by manager while masturbating]
bend me over and fuck me hard, daddy
let me cum for you
You can be the boss of me Daddy, won't you fuck me harder?
We need to talk
what to say when your suit echoes the client’s dumbass feedback
why the fuck do people pretend to care, GTFO!
SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE I HAD LUNCH WITH MY SENPAI FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!1! (O///////O)
“If I get $1 for each time I get a shoe blister on my feet, I would _______”
What’s so hard to understand from this sentence????
Feedback: I don’t think the target audience knows how to answer
O M G
*gets put into 3 major projects*
*all due in a month*
Boss: Hey, I need you to help me on this new job
Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO QUIT?
*Works avg 60 hours per week*
*Gets $500 raise*
Boss: We need you to work double the time.
GUESS WHO GOT A MOTHERFUCKING RAISE THAT SHE FUCKING DESERVES?
ME.
WHY DO I THINK THAT MY BOSS IS A PIECE OF SHIT
The next day after pulling an all-nighter
me: When do you think you'd call it a night tonight?
you: 5am
me: WHAT THE FUCK???
if you can’t be bothered to capture my imagination in the first 30 seconds of your case film, how the hell did you capture the attention of your client’s customers?"
Boss 1: I know that Boss 2 and I have different opinions on things but he's on leave today so we'll have to go with (what I say)
It's different... We're two different people, you see...
It's just like asking him and I what kind of girls we like and the answer's different...
me: (thinking) I? don't? care? what? type? of? girls? you? like??? I just want to do a good job!