when one door closes, make lemonade

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[wesleycrushers]

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You can call me Zelda or Z!

if y'all could please tag for blood, body horror, and gore I'd super super appreciate it <3

I usually try to tag for common triggers, but sometimes I forget or I don't know the tag, so if there's anything specific you need tagged, please please let me know!

tracking: #userzelda (we don't have to be moots for someone to use my tag <3)

t*rfs get blocked on sight. You're not welcome here and never will be. if your blog is completely empty, you're also getting blocked

If you found this blog through @zackmartin, @daisysjimenez, @zresources, or @thespoonieknitter I kindly ask that you do not follow if you are under 18. If you choose to go against my boundaries, understand that you are doing so at your own discretion.

Accidentally deleted my old blog; used to be mambofivehargreeves

Adult | bi | white | she/her/he/him (switched up as much as possible) | multifandom mess mixed in with personal posts

my talk tag is #zelda talks and #zelda makes a psa. Feel free to blacklist if you'd rather not see my ramblings/complaints/personal updates. I often reblog my own gifsets for increased exposure; those are tagged as #sr if you'd like to blacklist that as well

my gifs

get to know me meme

requests: open! for gifs, icons, or headers • I reserve the right to refuse a request if it's one I'm uncomfortable with. • Be aware before sending one in that I have a severe chronic illness that's in a terrible terrible flare, so it may take me a while to complete it, or I may not be able to complete it at all if things get too bad. (in that case, I will let you know. But, that's only in the most extreme cases, such as if I become hospitalized again) • Please don't let that deter you from sending one in! I love love love getting requests, I just want y'all to be aware so you don't think I'm like. ignoring you or something • Also, please be as specific as you can <3

And I think that's all you really need to know, hope you enjoy your stay 💝

[singlesilverearring]

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

[userautumn]

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[dailysmallville]

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[yesornopolls]

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[wesleycrushers]

I literally need to see obsession right neow

[wow-david]

My parrot has a vague understanding of the word “no.” He knows to stop doing what he’s doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it.

He knows it’s a word that is used when he’s doing something he shouldn’t be doing. However, being told “no” doesn’t make him stop doing it in future.

If he’s ever out of my sight or if I’m not paying attention, I know exactly when he’s doing something bad.

Because he says “no” to himself as he does it.

[cleaduvalls]

puppy puppy puppy puypp ouppy puppy puppy pupyp puppy

[wesleycrushers]

okay was anyone gonna tell me that Nick Robinson and Zoey deutch did a movie together or was I just supposed to find that out through a random gifset

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[pagets]

is that enough? is that enough to live on? ★ we cling to what is gone

[sylkiagathario]

@pscentral EVENT 51: SHAPES

THE CHARMED ONES AS THE QUEEN SUIT OF CARDS

[bettedavisgf]

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know