Shouting at my youth

Not cool enough to be a hipster, too awkward to be normal. I try to post Original Content. Tucson AZ Instagram: wessslo

[wessslo]

When you live in Arizona and you walk outside...

[wessslo]

Relevant in 2021

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[tomdaleysource]

[culopeludo]

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

men's butts

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I’m sorry, what??

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[joaryn]

According to the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D blueprints, Cetacean Ops is located on deck 13 and the dolphins habitats extend between decks 13 and 14 and include their own lifeboats.

[angrywarrior69]

Yo what the fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[c-bassmeow]

FGHCFGJVKHBLJKGJCFDG

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[uncannilyaverage]

Right up the balloon knot

[stolentweets]

[rebel-in-tartan]

BYE

[fairycosmos]

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

[pedro-dyn]

[captainrogersbucky]

IM DEAD 💀😂

[matt-in-the-hat]

Shoutout to Alan Turing. Crazy son of a bitch was gay and COULD do math

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[memesandlaughs]

[softmommyelle]

This kills me every fucking time

[quakerjoe]

[oxfordcommaforever]

Ive been saying this to “liberal” friends who say shes too loud.

Let her be. Queens and the bronx love her for it.

[digitaldiscipline]

man, us lefties all over the place love her for it.

[findingfeather]

I mean to be fair it seems like a few of the REALLY savvy career Dems are aware of this, but yeah I’ve been super unimpressed by how many don’t seem to grasp it.

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[gringoslur]

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

[metgala2018]