is our interlude everlasting

call me west // i've tricked hundreds of people into thinking my writing is good enough for them to hit a button after reading. could i trick you too? -> my ao3

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[owlch333]

Colors

[thamaddox]

Eu sou muito apaixonada por eles. Vivendo no mundinho Percabeth ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[westanovencleaner]

making my partner cry over fanfic i'm writing i was born for this

[westanovencleaner]

she's beating me now while giving me a great view of her boobs i think i should make her cry more

[westanovencleaner]

"are you shitting my dick right now?" she says, after i begin writing another sad scene. i think she wants me to keep going.

[westanovencleaner]

making my partner cry over fanfic i'm writing i was born for this

[westanovencleaner]

she's beating me now while giving me a great view of her boobs i think i should make her cry more

[azhagu]

an angel loses its wings every time someone says percy would be a trophy husband

[westanovencleaner]

making my partner cry over fanfic i'm writing i was born for this

[hugenthusiast]

How it feels scrolling through the percabeth tag on ao3 while trying to avoid the annabeth bashing/percabeth haters fics:

[perseannabeth]

Rick Riordan actually has a document with the pjo timeline, not to check his own canon but to see what pieces of time are free so he can write new books in that time period without making Percy turn 18.

[bheska]

Things Percy did between the fight with Gaia at the end of boo (nearly 17) and starting college by the end of toa (18?):

The full school course for his senior year

Had to win the credit of the previous grade because Hera kidnapped him

Joined his highschool swim team

Helps his parents with house chores

Finds the time to hang out with his girlfriend

Wrote two books: Greek gods and Greek heroes

He has to get the college rec letters so he

Finds the missing chalice for Ganymede

Is both a sitter and a therapist for Hecate's pets

Gotta do whatever quest the third book of the cashgrab trilogy is about

But also there are his little crossovers, so along with dealing with his own shit Percy also

Gave Apollo/Lester and Meg a ride to Camp, got a serious case of the flu and on the weekend made a little visit to Camp to help them defeat a giant

Gave Magnus Chase some diving tips in Boston

Defeated Sobek with the help of Carter Kane

Got possessed by a vulture goddess to stop a greek/egyptian maniac from destroying the world

[perseannabeth]

Go on a roadtrip from nyc to California with Annabeth and Grover (with Grover fully knowing Jason was dead for months and not telling Percy or Annabeth)

Take the New Rome University exam

Keep referring to Leo as him being alive and helping him with spanish (?) when everyone is pretty much under the impression Leo is dead dead

Go to some random italian Christmas market with Nico

Become a big brother

Babysit his little sister

Nachos after the war

[skelacute]

Percabeth or something

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

to anyone whos ever been mad about how percy treated nico in that one underworld scene

the kid's been running between two Big Three gods' palaces and the State of Connecticut (which he reached by shadow traveling for the first time in his life) in the last 24 hours. his friend died in front of him like yesterday, he received a death prophecy 17ish hours ago, his bestie is missing, his other bestie just called him a coward, he met the supervillain's mom who thought he was her son, he just agreed to taking on a fatal curse because itll make him strong enough to fight kronos. also just lied to his mom about said curse. he hasn't slept in two days and he's skipping beckendorf's funeral to be here, he's 15 turns 16 in a week. unfortunate that nico happened to be the unlucky person in his path but boy did percy have the right to snap

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[westanovencleaner]

paid no dime so i scroll through tumblr on company time #unpaidchildlabor