lyra

your local queer

[westanovencleaner]

walker please use a better stance. your knee is going to bend the wrong way.

[westanovencleaner]

dorm selection tmrw pray to all the deities you know that i end up with a chill person

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[annabeth-birthday-countdown]

7 days until annabeth chase's birthday!

[annabeth-chase-enjoyer]

bro get OUT of there 😭😭😭🙏 can never catch a break smh

[westanovencleaner]

how NOT to humbly respond to "you look nice": "oh, you're too kind!"

how to humbly respond to "you look nice": "so your eyesight must fucking suck actually"

[exhuastedpigeon]

Happy Pride all the queers in my phone. But an extra happy pride to all the bisexuals in straight passing relationships. To the trans people still living in the closet for their safety. To the nonbinary people getting misgendered. To the ace and aro people who sometimes feel like Pride isn’t for them. To the BIPOC people who face discrimination in the queer community. To everyone who feels like they aren’t queer enough.

You are enough. Pride is for you.

[westanovencleaner]

making my partner cry over fanfic i'm writing i was born for this

[westanovencleaner]

she's beating me now while giving me a great view of her boobs i think i should make her cry more

[westanovencleaner]

"are you shitting my dick right now?" she says, after i begin writing another sad scene. i think she wants me to keep going.

[westanovencleaner]

making my partner cry over fanfic i'm writing i was born for this

[westanovencleaner]

she's beating me now while giving me a great view of her boobs i think i should make her cry more

[westanovencleaner]

making my partner cry over fanfic i'm writing i was born for this

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[silenab]

it just hit me again that he's actually crazy

[westanovencleaner]

paid no dime so i scroll through tumblr on company time #unpaid child labor

[westanovencleaner]

what i was writing when i was NOT in a romantic relationship with my very close friend

[westanovencleaner]

does this count as poetry

[astro-can]

process of elimination