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"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams Morry - 17 - Cheez-It Afficionado - Cool story: I was born in a lab - Stalk my life - Ask me stuff or Submit stuff

[ronindrew]

[lyra-asriel]

The audience in New York burst into applause at this moment

[sleekbw]

Natalie Dormer by James Macari for Fashion Magazine, 2016

[nanfeng]

3x10 / 5x14

[hotsenator]

Piece of Shit Gary

[enigmaticpenguinofdeath]

“I have access to the top level of the MI5 archive-” “Yes that’s where I’m looking.”

[that70sgifs]

[westborobaptistsynagogue]

Me: *wakes up at 3 am*

Me, blindly groping around in the dark at 3 am: shit gotta refill the frisky bits

[b93822170-deactivated20221123]

me: [makes a typo] delete it or keep it ? how does this typo contribute 2 the overall humour and relatability of my post , the individuality, the

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[pleatedjeans]

[dayssgetbrighter-deactivated202]

[thelilnan]

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[taylorbrownok]

[its-kit-i-guess]

When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season

[jovan]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.