+*. ❀ YELLOW! ❀ .*+

[western-justice]

.+‧༉❀˚₊‧ Stop! Criminell! ‧₊˚❀༉‧+.

𖤣𖥧𖡼 WELL HOWDY THERE, STRANGERS! 𖡼𖤣𖥧

Th’ names Yellow. ‘M the best (only) cowboy ‘round these parts, yes’m! ‘M also a lawkeeper and tend to keep things fair here.

Now I’ve been told this here “ask blog” will help me get to know the people ‘round here and ya’ll seem like the question askin’ sort. That’s just fine with me. As long as you ain’t too nosy and ain’t a criminell or fooler, then my mailbox is wide open! I’ll try my durndest! Just heed ‘em rules and I won’t have to reach for my holster.

Heed the rules or to Jail with you!

✶⋆.˚ Firstly, mod is a MINOR. Suggestive asks are okay, but be mindful.

✶⋆.˚ Mod is also a Yellow/Tenna fictionkin. Doubles can interact, and sourcemates are more than welcome.

✶⋆.˚ Asks and DMs are always welcome.

✶⋆.˚ I don’t have a DNI but will block if you make me uncomfy. No questions asked.

✶⋆.˚ Please roleplay with me!! <3

✶⋆.˚ I’m slow to understand things, please be paitent.

#justice will have its way: ask answering

#criminells and foolers: public shaming of those asks who make me uncomfortable.

#behind the screens: mod speaks

#my tin stars!: roleplay

Currently collabing with @seth-the-human and @askbluetheflower! Feel free to ask to join.

[western-justice]

Yellow! (Pretend this is anon cause I can't send pics as anon)

I made some fanart of you and blue! What are your thoughts so far? :3

sorry if the lighting is bad as well (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Awee.. ya even got ‘m belt right!

[western-justice]

There's more sodas like that but less.. Watery than the one I have you

*I hand Yellow a sprite instead, it's unopened*

This One seems more your speed!

- 🥤

[ * Yellow attempts to chug the whole thing down like a real cowboy. He makes it halfway through the can before he has to put it down. He takes a moment to taste it. ]

It’s awful a lot like the Phanta drink, but it’s.. err..

[ * He thinks, trying to name the taste. He’s never had a citrus flavored ANYTHING before. ]

[western-justice]

Do you have a snake in your boot by any chance?

No siree! I have my spare gun in my boot!

[ * He takes off his boot and dumps it out. It’s like Mary Poppins’s purse. Bullets, spare hats and empty guns all tumble out into a big pile. One snake plops out of the boot and slithers away. ]

..Well I’ll be..

[western-justice]

Don't that anon slander dr. pepper for you, if you listen closely its gone all flat, the sign of an abandoned soda thst has lost its flavor and taste.

But it don’t look flat..

[western-justice]

some people consider taxes a form of theft, therefore, the government has stolen from people

Guvernment?

[western-justice]

Hey Yellow! Look at what I got!

[Orange lifts up the rocket launcher she had been dragging behind her slightly.]

You have a gun, and this kinda looks like one, so... Can you show me how to hold it!

@the-strongest-human-ever

[Post for reference: https://www.tumblr.com/the-strongest-human-ever/821340634151632896/gives-you-a-rocket-launcher-go-forth-and-fight]

Now hold it! Y’ gotta promise y’ ONLY shoot those who done deserve it. Got it?

[ * Yellow reaches for his holster and pulls his gun out, holding it out to Orange. ]

Like THIS! It should all go ‘n one hand, and your pointer finger goes in the trigger!

[western-justice]

[A photo of William afton appears, with a singular word written in blood on it] CRIMINAL

…

[ * Yellow makes it his life mission to put this man behind bars. ]

[western-justice]

(@askcholiday) Do you have any memories you cherish above all else? -C

I think watchin’ Asgore watch those cowboy shows on his TV.. that’s where I got’s my inspiration for my body frum!

[western-justice]

Ay yer real cool dude you get a Dr peppa

*Hands yellow an already opened and flat Dr pepper*

I uh.. Drank some of it already...

Doctor Peppa..? I ain’t have nun’ like this before..

[ * He takes a sip. He looks like he’s going to spit it out, but he swallows and coughs instead. ]

Why- why did- whuh?! Why did it FEEL like that..? Where do you find this?!

[seth-the-human]

IRS Anon is back!

Your comment about running out of money after only putting a couple of dollars into the swear jar means you probably make less than 834.75 flowery dollars a year. Congradulations! This puts you in the lowest tax bracket, meaning the government will only take 10% of your yearly income.

W-We don’t even HAVE A government!? Take it up with the LAW ENFORCEMENT, not ME!! Actually— wait, No, don’t, our law enforcement sucks…

WHATEVER! I’m not paying taxes!!! Again; take me to court over it!! I don’t care! I will win!

@western-justice /nf!

[western-justice]

[ * Yellow appears menacingly behind Seth. His hat is hiding his eyes. He looks kinda intimidating, as much as Yellow can look intimidating.]

“Law enforcement sucks, huh.”

[ * oh no. Instead of reaching for his holster, he extends his hand for 10% of the swear jar savings. ]

[aquaawesomeflowerhumanknives]

Aqua! Look out! There's a hungry snail on your arm and it likes to eat flowers.

🔪 Hee hee, it tingles! It tingles! Is that the immortal snail I heard about?

🔪 Uuu, is eating flowers a crime??? I'm gonna ask Yellow! Don't tell him, but I'm putting the snail on his back! Uee hee hee!

Hey... @western-justice... wanna catch a criminell... third person I tag to roleplay today this is so fun

[western-justice]

” CRIME?! “

[ * Yellow immediately slides in, gun in hand, aiming at nothing. ]

“ No criminell can hide from a justice!! Come out with yer hands where I can see em!! “

[ * Yellow looks around frantically for any criminal. He sees only Aqua. ]

“Oh, howdy, Aqua! You called?”

[western-justice]

Yellow, can you tell me different things you like about Blue?

Well..! He’s.. real good at cheerin’ me up when I’m down.. he’s purdy and beautyful, he’s sweet, he’s real good at dancin’ and ballet, he’s caring towards the rest of the other “humans,” he’s a good gift giver, he never lies t’ me and isn’t a criminell, he hasn’t foolered me or missed on one of my shows, he’s got the best sense of style, he’s honest and never hurts anyone if they don’t deserve it.. shucks.. I could go on…

[ * He puts his hat over his heart, lovingly looking off into the distance. ]

[western-justice]

QUICK LOOK BEHIND YOU, THERE’S A CRIMINELL

the anon puts a paper labeled “KICK ME, I’M A CRIMINELL” on yellow while they have the chance and scurry away

WHERE?!

[ * Yellow takes out his gun and fires violently in the general direction they pointed in. ]

[askbluetheflower]

[Blue walks over, tears the sign off of Yellow’s back, and sighs in disappointment]

“Very cruel Anon…”

[seth-the-human]

..Y-yeah, that’s- that’s super cruel, don’t…Don’t even know who would even do that!

*Seth quickly lowers their leg, clasping their hands together and pretending they were not about to try and kick the shit out of Yellow.

pfft…that’d be so…just so rude, so disrespectful..I would never!

[askbluetheflower]

[Their jaw drops as they slowly turn their head to face Seth. He was clearly at a loss for words, but his face read MAJOR disappointment]

[seth-the-human]

…I-IT WAS JUST A PRANK!! IT WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN HURT!

*I mean— yeah, wouldn’t have hurt, still doesn’t change anything.

I-I’m the only one that CAN’T have fun!!!

[askbluetheflower]

“If that’s your definition of fun”

[He said, almost parent like]

[western-justice]

“Whut’s goin’ on? I wasn’t payin’ good attention.”

[ * Seth almost kicked a suicidal, oblivious, gold hearted cowboy who wasn’t even paying attention to the conversation about him. For shame. ]

[western-justice]

WAIT A SECOND... ARE YOU A COP?!?!!!!?

PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY LAWFULLY STOLEN GOODS GOODS!!!!!

@junkildjunkil

STOLEN GOODS ARE STOLEN GOODS!!

[ * Yellow lassoes you with corn scented rope. ]

[western-justice]

*I take the sticky note off of Yellow* "the previous anon tried to frame you as a criminal!"

How dare they?! Why, I oughta.. I oughta..

[western-justice]

*Pets you* :)

Ah, shucks..