Uumm. Don’t look at me like that! I-I know how to do this!!! Just…give me a second!
Errr…Tumblr! Yes..! I’m here on SUGGESTION of Blue, because he said I should observe you in hopes of…It doesn’t matter!!
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So…Send me asks. In quotations. Any question you have, I absolutely have an answer. You’ll come to see I’m much more knowledgeable then you think!!
Where I’m from? Don’t ask! My gender? Don’t ask! What species I am? Don’t ask. I’m the one learning about you, not the other way around!
Not that I don’t already know…it’s just a METAPHOR. You wouldn’t understand!
Keep reading for more information!
SETH ; they / them
HANDLER ; DREARY / WREARY
urrrrrrr hi my name is @truthfullytally I’m a chufd and I run this blog……urrrrrrrrr hunches over and scratches back feel free to mootie up!^_^ Adults Not Included …sorry this is so chunkyyyy
so this will probably be rally ooc butttt I don’t even ceeeeeerrrrrrr atp bruhhh…tag guide & qna below but firessttt can we pleeeaassseee roll credits to all the wonderfuls who helped me out!?
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𐔌 pfp, banner, and userboxes: @miuukatt ꒱ <3
𐔌 header: @created-in-snow ꒱ <3
𐔌 funky divider in this sector: @icyporcelain ꒱ <3
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𐔌 @askbluetheflower - the official blue for this blog!! check it out, won’tcha?
𐔌 @western-justice - the official yellow for this blog!!
𐔌 @aquaawesomeflowerhumanknives - the official aqua for this blog!!
𐔌 @the-strongest-human-ever - the official orange for this blog!!
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“do you do rps?” maybe…? shoot your shot, let’s see!
“im a deltarune ask blog handler, could I interact with you and send asks?” absolutely! its ENCOURAGED even. please come into my inbox little anon🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 coaxing you in like your a scared baby deer..pspsppspsps….come on…..
“are you open to ships?” actually, no! mainly because I see seth generally as a teenager. you are free to ASK of ships, of course! just remember, your sending an ask to 2 minors, [me and seth]
“can I include other deltarune askblogs / character in my asks?” singing battle…….yea yea…..I win!
“Is there lore here?” nuh uh! this is just silly fun
“how active will this blog be?” depends on how I feel, im horrible at commitment
“what’s your dni?” i don’t have one ..send something in, and I’ll post it if I wanna🤷♀️
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🔪 Uuu! Sounds fun, fun! But what's the problem if they're a psychopath? Or white? A psychowhitepath?
🔪 Seth, Seth, why can't we get adopted? Uuu, we just need to ask who this person is!
Did Seth really just go "because they're WHITE"???? 😭 also Aqua has no idea what a psychopath is so she just assumed it's a different type of path or smth
N-NO, AQUA! We can’t!!! T-think about it, Yellow’s gonna kill us!! And then probably try to kill himself somehow!! And then Blue’s gonna get involved, and then Flowery— It’s gonna be a whole thing!! Knives are bad! Weapons are bad, and this person is BAD!
*Seth yanked their arm away from Aqua, continuing to scold like a CHUD.
T-their probably gonna take your knives away, actually!
🔪 Uuu! Sounds fun, fun! But what's the problem if they're a psychopath? Or white? A psychowhitepath?
🔪 Seth, Seth, why can't we get adopted? Uuu, we just need to ask who this person is!
Did Seth really just go "because they're WHITE"???? 😭 also Aqua has no idea what a psychopath is so she just assumed it's a different type of path or smth
🔪 Uuu! Sounds fun, fun! But what's the problem if they're a psychopath? Or white? A psychowhitepath?
🔪 Seth, Seth, why can't we get adopted? Uuu, we just need to ask who this person is!
Did Seth really just go "because they're WHITE"???? 😭 also Aqua has no idea what a psychopath is so she just assumed it's a different type of path or smth
“Oh reaaaaaaally Sethane? Well, how about we make a deal? I will let you fly around for… an hour. In exchange? Hm…….. wel you just have to obey one thing I may ask of you later. If you agree, I’ll let you in one of the Soap Anon’s Trademarked Soap Bubbles. Don’t worry, you can’t suffocate. You just will be weightless.”
…Sethane..??
W-whatever, I’m not doing that!! That’s a horrible deal!! There is so much that can go wrong with that, a-and I can fly on my own anyway, so it doesn’t matter!!
Hello. I am the IRS anon, here to make sure you are following correct tax laws.
Since in the light world you are a flower that has been around since at least asgore's college days, and he appears to be around 40-50, assuming he graduated college at 25, you would technically be around 20 years old. Therefore you will need to pay taxes.
It seems your only source of income is in flowery dollars, so we will have to find the conversion rate between flowery dollars and USD. One FlowerySoda costs 30 F$. This soda appears to just be a 16oz soda can of milk (weird way to package milk but go off), which has a price of around $2 at major grocery stores in the United States. This would mean that one flowery dollar is about 1/15th of a US Dollar, which i will round to 7 cents.
Now i have made a handy chart showing how much of your income you will need to pay in taxes based on your yearly Flowery Dollar income:
Less than 834.75 F$: 10%
834.75-3393.25 F$: 12%
3393.25-7234.5 F$: 22%
7234.5-13811 F$: 24%
13811-17536.75 F$: 32%
17536.75-43844.5 F$: 35%
Above 43844.5 F$: 37%
So now the only question left for you is: how much money do you make, seth?
*Seth stares, wide-eyed and jaw AGAPE as you explain all of this to them.
….WHAT THE FUCK!?
*They look TERRIFIED. They sound TERRIFIED. And their froze up like their TERRIFIED.
Y-YOU CAN’T MAKE ME, Y-YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO THAT! I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND THOSE NUMBERS!!
TAKE ME TO COURT OVER IT, ASSHOLE! I’M NOT PAYING THAT SHIT!!
*They start running for the hills with the fear of god struck into their body, absolutely determined not to Pay Their taxes
