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Ken was created from Barbie’s rib
inexperienced!simon accidentally edging himself by not touching himself in any way, shape, or form if you're not present. he'll hold out for days, letting his balls ache until he gets a chance to see and be with you properly. he ignores the pulses when you smooch him hello, while you tug him to your couch so you can catch up on things. leaking a wet patch in his sweats as the two of you chat away. nodding and humming at every one of your sentences until you finally notice his shaky thighs.
he has to look away from the pouty coo you send him after climbing across the couch and peeling the fabric back to finally let him breathe.
"aw, si," you furrow your brows, watching the way his cock bobs with a mind of its own whenever you grip the base. a low hiss sneaks out from between his teeth, just barely able to collect himself when you peck his jaw. the man fails to hide a shiver, feeling as if he's buzzing from head to toe at the soft of your lips on him. "why didn't you say anything?"
simon scratches an itch on his chest, involuntarily sinking into the cushions with a tight throat. tip accidentally dribbling out a few more strings of clear.
"you were talkin'... didn't wanna interrupt..."
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Found out as a baby I had almost blue eyes. Adding it to the conspiracy that I’m a mythical being now.
It’s almost my birthday!!! Going on a birthday trip which means working my ass off to make drink money 😂
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STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES — 1.22 "Space Seed"
I hurt my own feelings today. I recently re-read one of my old favorite romance novels. One after another I listened to the main character be described. Short. Curvy or frail. Dark hair with light eyes.
The heartbreak girl is always tall, blonde, athletic or dark eyed. Romance protagonists have become varied.
Except…I’m not the main character. I can’t ever see myself in them. I am not small or curvy or frail. I am tall, strong, athletic. I am the heartbreak girl. Only ever the heartbreak girl.
I can only ever see myself in the “perfect Barbie” that the main character curses and cries about. I feel like the villain somehow now.
I can’t read them anymore without feeling hollow at the end. Even silly reader inserts on here leave me feeling like a Barbie who should be shoved back in her box. I sound like such a whiner and I don’t doubt someone is going to write back with something mean and cruel.
Feeling strong and very tired.
Ghost realizes he's in love
Simon had been ignoring the feeling for a long time. Well, actually, he didn't even know what the feeling was. So he didn't really know how to deal with it. He thought it was normal. Maybe he just cared about you more than the others. That was normal, right? Everyone had a soft spot for someone.
Maybe he liked hearing your laugh, but that was only because he liked seeing you enjoy the jokes he made.
Right? Yeah… Right.
He never called it love because he didn't know what love was supposed to feel like. So he never realized he was in love with you.
Until it finally clicked.
It happened during a completely ordinary day. No missions. No gunfire. No explosions. Nothing dramatic. Just another day at base.And somehow, that made it worse.
You were talking with Soap and Gaz, laughing at some joke and the usual nonsense the three of you always shared.
Simon happened to glance in your direction.
Then he realized something.
He'd been staring. For a while. He should probably stop.
But that was the exact moment his mind decided to betray him.
He knew your favorite tea. He knew which chair you'd choose during briefings. He knew how you liked your coffee. He knew when you were upset before anyone else did.
Huh. Why did he know all that?
His stomach sank. He looked for you in every room. He noticed when you weren't around. He liked hearing you laugh. He worried when you got hurt. And somehow, he always felt better whenever you were near.
The more he thought about it, the more obvious it became.
Oh. Oh, for fuck's sake.
That wasn't good. That was a problem.
Across the room, you laughed again. Simon glanced up. And immediately smiled. That's when he knew.
He was completely fucked.
Summer break has started which means I get time to myself finally…I already miss my students.
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