Midnight Memoirs @wethecrazymofos - Tumblr Blog

jeo-n-deactivated20151222

vanillasweetcreamcoldbrew

@amerithotkongs

alexbam

french-verbz

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

timecouldnever

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

whosfuckingbad

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

coinstar4cheese

Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play cards against humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed

that1guykaiser

Where do you work?

coinstar4cheese

A library

girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

shouldnt

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left

bananajeph-deactivated20180116

“van gogh ate yellow paint because-” he was suicidal, karen

boggblog

“If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn’t have his artwo-” We’d have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the fuck cares about what we get from him he deserved to be well, karen.

arrowdite

splodey-goat-deactivated2018121

Friendly reminder that we have first hand accounts from Van Gogh saying his art suffered when he was depressed, and that the time he spent in a mental hospital was the most productive of his life. “Starry Night” is literally the view outside his hospital room window. So even if you wanna buy into the “People are only as valuable as what they produce” mentality then getting Vinny on some Prozac is a win/win.

slimetony

don’t even get me started

60670577550780-deactivated20170

Okay

slimetony

thanks

avpdnoisearchive

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me)

grec1a-deactivated20170207

No proofreading we die like men

wolvesville

so i was watching ep 11 of pokemon generations and

cynthia was quite goddamn ready to punch the shit out of giratina she was ready

3swordgirly

YALL CAN CATCH THESE HANDS IF YA KEEP SAYIN BAM DON’T EDIT HIS OWN VIDEOS

I THINK HE RECORDS W/ HIS PHONE BAM NEEDA MAKE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL LIT AF

clubsdeuce

one of the most inspiring things i’ve ever seen was my co-worker quitting on the spot over an argument and proceeding to purposely make eye contact with my manager as she walked out of the fire exit, making the entire stores alarm go off. it’s was on a level of spite i can only dream of achieving.