Hello Mr. Playwrongs I am incredibly pretentious about many things, but theatre is not yet one of them. Please give me advice and some media to consume to become as annoyingly snobby about theatre as I am about everything else. Thank you.
I've been mulling this one over for a while, becauseāloath as I am to admit itāthere is in fact something of a geographical element to becoming a theatre snob. In most cases, you really do need a theatre town, because that's your gateway to seeing a bunch of productions and forming your taste. Nevertheless, I can offer you a few pointers aside from that:
Learn how to read plays. This can be tricky, but it's an invaluable skill for being a theatre snob. If you have a gift for visual imagination, you'll want to use it to the utmost, because the texts are meant to be seen and heard upon a stage. So you'll have to fill in the sets, the costumes, the actors, and the lighting with your mind. If you don't have a good visual imagination, reading it aloud may help, since that will draw you a little closer to the circumstances of performance.
Explore the world of theatre on video. From the 1970s onward, it became feasible to record plays for TV more or less as they were performed onstage. Obviously, there are many productions for which this didn't happen, but the ones that did make it offer invaluable records of staging, performance, and design. You can find older stuff on YouTube, and there are also now streaming platforms that specialize in thisāNational Theatre at Home, Marquee TV, and Digital Theatre are ones I would recommend checking out.
Theatre of the ear. Well before the advent of theatre on video, radio plays (including adaptations of theatrical hits for radio) were vastly popular in the U.K. There were even record labels like Caedmon Records that committed full plays to LP. The Internet Archive has a wealth of these, and they're well worth listening to.
Read and internalize theatre history. A theatre snob need not be an expert in every form of theatre ever doneāand indeed, that would be impossibleābut she ought to know a few basic things about theatre's manifestations in culture through the ages. You don't have to spend your whole life studying Noh, although some people do, but you should be able to explain the difference between Noh and Kabuki.
Above all: be curious! As with any art form, paying attention and seeking more information increases your pleasure.