laundry & blah blah blah & bullshit

i'm day drunk, get ready to see my dick

[television-gifs]

[verified-villain-fxcker]

The way Aly and AJ just re-released Potential Break Up Song with like three extra curse words and I STILL went feral over it.

[punlich]

Tall girls are great because that is several more inches of lady to be gay for

[allegedserialkiller]

um. titty

[lesbesitos]

[hungwy]

Alright team, lets bust a nut out there

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Mama Mia……..here I mf go again

[missdontcare-x]

Brie Larson stars in and makes her feature directing debut with “Unicorn Store”

[fiovske]

MS. LARSON PLEASE I AM ALREADY GAY

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[shittymoviedetails]

In Iron Man 2, Rhodey’s dialogue is in Russian. This is a reference to the fact that I illegally downloaded the movie from a shady website.

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who doesn’t use racial or homophobic slurs

[dannyelfmemes]

[ankle-beez]

me the millisecond i get out of avengers endgame

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[logarto]

son of a bitch everythings real

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[ruinedchildhood]

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t