Life FrickFracks Me

22. Bisexual. College Student. I try to make an impact that doesn't leave a scar on anyone.

[quatara]

me: *doesnt do my work*

my teacher: *puts in a 0*

me:

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[little-king-john-deactivated202]

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

[hullaballoons]

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

[stardust-meatsuit]

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

[unclefather]

[archiemcphee]

“The patient: this 3-day-old little boy was born with torn upper and lower wings. Let’s see how we can help!”

Today the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds salutes costume designer and master embroiderer Romy McCloskey who used her fine skills with delicate materials to help a monarch butterfly she’d raised and who’d emerged from his cocoon with damaged right wings.

“The operating room and supplies: towel, wire hanger, contact cement, toothpick, cotton swab, scissors, tweezers, talc powder, extra butterfly wing”

“Securing the butterfly and cutting the damaged parts away. Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt them. It’s like cutting hair or trimming fingernails”

“Ta-da! With a little patience and a steady hand, I fit the new wings to my little guy”

“The black lines do not match completely and it is missing the black dot (male marking) on the lower right wing, but with luck, he will fly”

“FLIGHT DAY! After a day of rest and filling his belly with homemade nectar, it is time to see if he will fly”

“With a quick lap around the yard and a little rest on a bush, he was off! A successful surgery and outcome! Bye, little buddy! Good luck”

[via Bored Panda]

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

Imagine being the biologist who finds this little dude in the wild and realizes someone loved him enough to do a full on wing transplant

[great-tweets]

[voicesbyzane]

Today I feel like the dad from coraline

[armpitsweatstain-deactivated201]

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

[queerdesire]

This is why I don’t have any friends 😂

[clintbartons]

[hirxeth]

“My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.”

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[talesfromthecrypts]

The Haunting of Hill House: 1.04 The Twin Thing

You’re scared. I can tell. How? Cuz I’m scared.

[angrygirlcomics]

smol bat friends

[smouldered]

*sends u casual nudes to let u know I’m thinking of u*

[the1movement]

Need this energy

[wewant2getbetter]

You once said you have an alt/nudes blog, do you still run it and would you share the name of it?

Come off anon and I will :) Just don't want anyone from my real life getting a hold of it.

[funwithpossums]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

[partydrugs]

Koda

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top