I just realized….There should be headcanon’s for the Crystal Gems and which warhammer40k armies they main, and their opinion on weather they like it or not. Typists and writers for each fandom, go do your duty!
Amethyst - Orks or Tyranids, since she likes fighting, collecting trash, and eating everything. Amethyst doesn’t really care about Warhammer and doesn’t have the attention span for it, but she likes hearing about the dumb stuff Orks do.
Pearl - Plays Space Marines, specifically Ultramarines. Both very perfectionist and I see a lot of similarities with Pearl and all of the shipping between Guilliman and Yvraine. Pearl likes to play a tactical game and doesn’t understand why all the nerds are getting mad when she wins.
Garnet - I’m gonna go with Deathwatch here. Garnet has a lot of experience with fighting different kind of monsters. She would fit an elite kind of army but nothing crazy unstoppable like Custodians. Garnet isn’t allowed to play because her future vision for games is cheating. She might not know the dice rolls exactly but she’ll have a good idea about the moves her opponent will attempt.
Steven - Has a Tau army because he’s all about the greater good and everyone getting along. He doesn’t play the game, he just paints a lot and never sticks with the same color scheme.
Greg plays Blood Bowl.
I love this, give us more please! I want to know about peridot, Lapis, Jasper, the whole enchilada!
*cracks knuckles* Alright ‘ere we go
Lapis - Does not play Warhammer but has an incredibly painted Space Marine Lamenters army.
Peridot - Has an Admech army. She plays very tactically and she gloats a lot about her game plan and her opponent falling into her traps, but she can’t roll dice to save her life.
Jasper - Does not have the patience for building miniatures and has destroyed every model kit anyone has ever put in front of her. She would be a Khorne or Ork player though.
Spinel - Plays all the Eldar armies, though Harlequins are her favorite. Lot of hit and run tactics and hard punches. She would absolutely table wipe opponents and ask if they want to play again, it would be infuriating but people would still say yes to a rematch.
Connie - Plays Age of Sigmar. I’m unfamiliar with all the armies in the game so I can’t really pick an army for her, but I just don’t think she’d play 40k. She definitely wants to get huge campaigns going with battlemaps and controlling territories but she can never find anyone to actually commit to playing it.
Yellow Diamond - Plays Custodes.
Ronaldo - Plays Custodes but is terrible at it.
Kevin - Is a meta chaser and commissions someone to build and paint whatever new army is currently the best. Only plays against kids who haven’t played much and tailors his lists against them. (I’ve known guys like this back when GW had a Battle Bunkers in the US. Also, please cartoon creators stop making Kevins jerks, signed, a nerd named Kevin who is tired of this slander)
The Off Colors - Armies vary, those who actually play vary. But they do build and paint miniatures with a lot of love and conversion work. All of their miniatures are lore inaccurate for one reason or another and they don’t get why a lot of other players get so mad when they try showing off their models. Lars starts an underground rebellion for selling 3rd party bits. Padparadscha is still playing Warhammer Fantasy.
Onion - Plays a Thousand Sons army. Wins every tournament he goes to without a word.
That’s all the characters I can think of off the top of my head. It’s been a few years since I watched SU. If you got any more characters for this or another cartoon send them, I had a lot of fun with this.
Wow! This was a really cool addition, I wasn’t sure if there was going to be another reply, but you knocked it out of the park! Maybe a short one with Just Ruby and Sapphire…and Lars…and Sadie…and Mr. Smiley.
Thanks! Alright real quick let’s see.
Ruby - Ruby loves cowboys so I think she has an Admech army but it’s only Serberys Raiders.
Sapphire - Doesn’t play but does correct everyone when they get rules wrong.
Lars - Plays Necromunda because its a much more teenage rebellion aesthetic that I think he likes better.
Sadie - Completely based off this image, Genestealer Cults.
Mr. Smiley owns the FLGS in this AU. He has an entirely metal, out of print, Imperial Guard army but it stays in the display case. Constantly putting up with the nonsense that happens when you have a game store in Beach City.
That’s all I got, cheers! :)
