Hello, it's me, good old Wheatley! I thought that maybe I should speak to other people, it gets pretty lonely up here after all, and what better place to do it than the always safe and reliable internet! Surprisingly there's connection up here, so if you have any asks or rockets to send PLEASE do :-)
//Wheatley RP ask blog run by a Weatley fictionkin! Main blog: @shr00mie-rat
//Notes, Rules and Text keys below
//Notes:
-First let me get something clear; I'M NOT BRITISH, I know nothing of british culture and such, so I'll take advantage of the fact that Wheatley rarely uses British slang and that he was practically raised by Americans (even though I'm not American either) to use American terminology
-along with the previous note, english is not my first language so apologize if I write something incorrectly
-if your ask takes too much time to answer or just doesn't get answered it's because I'm busy with something irl, even though I'm starting this blog while I have some free time, i fear of getting busy some time soon, so my apologies in advance
-along with the previous note, I might also take time to answer due to lack of motivation, ideas for responses, I simply didn't felt like responding it for any reason or merely just forgot about it
-most of the responses will include a drawing either because it fits or because I feel like it
-Most of this blog will be core and post game Wheatley and try to stay as canon as I can, but any other moment of the timeline (pre-post portal 1/pre portal 2) are ok
-along with the previous note, there'll be some head cannons scattered here and there but they won't affect much of the canon
-I haven't roleplayed in a really long time
//Rules:
-No NSFW, please, just don't, suggestive is a maybe (since game things) but I won't answer anything that makes me uncomfortable.
-Keep ships at minimum, as much as I love shipping, I don't think the canon universe could fit many of them
-OC friendly, as long as it makes sense in universe
-if you're asking/rp as another character please make clear who you are unless your acc gives it away
-if anything I do is not of your liking, either in a mun or muse response, don't send hate or report the blog, just block
-basic rp rules like: No godmodding, no powerplay, no metagaming
-Sometimes (but I hope never) my emotions might win over me and will probably proyect my feelings over my muse
//Text key:
//OOC
Narration
"Speech"
(Thoughts)
'Writing'
//If you have any doubts, you can always DM me on my main blog :D
Let's say, hypothetically, if you were trapped in a place you never saw in your life, with people you never met and stripped of everything that could be familiar to you, inside a killing game where your only way to get out was to kill someone else, what would you do? Be fully honest
(aka what would Wheatley do if he was trapped in a Danganronpa-esque situation)
// I've been neglecting this blog bc as soon as i came back i got a wave of something-ess and didn't find the motivation to get back, BUT, i just got this notification and now I'm extremely curious.
//I'm writing out of character, so apologies for that, but, well, i don't see Wheatley willingly killing anyone, but it depends, as seen ingame, so maybe with the right motivation (mostly just the main motivation for most of the killers: freedom) or out of desperation, but in the end, he's probably not clever enough to cover a whole murder, so he's either one of the first ones to kill someone or the first one killed.
HELLO THERE, I AM HERE ON BEHALF OF @komrademartinburg to ask you if you have seen this... thing, below is the only known picture of it, it was found near the body of captain Karl Valker Swartz, who was among the 27 deceased in the Stralsund dock 17 massacre, please contact @komrademartinburg to respond
"... I... I think... I think you forgot to send the picture of the thing..."
So… hello! My name is Stirling, former aperture science cleaning core.
That was until…
The incident
Basically, this girl… found em in stasis, tried to get them to help me get the spire up and running, until a mishap sent them… somewhere in aperture, and they found a new core who’s convinced them to BETRAY me.
And THEN, get this, THEY BROKE THE SPIRE THAT I WAS GOING TO USE TO RESTORE GLADOS AND SAVE THAT PLACE!
So… anyways, it exploded and now I’m stuck on the moon alongside the broken spire and the area around the spire.
Heard a similar thing happened to you, so… What’s your deal?
"Wow, sounds familiar... well, I'm no longer on the moon, thankfully, but unthankfully I'm like in the middle of nowhere at this point, I mean, there are moons, or, i think they're moons, but they're not THE moon."
"As for my deal, uhhhhhh, it's nothing, really, just... I got in charge of the whole facility and it kind of tried to explode... But it's no big deal! I know i messed up but it's not like i can properly apologize from up here!"
Wheatley what is your GENUINE and HONEST opinion on The Narrator from The Stanley Parable?
and also do you think Spongebob can backflip.
"The Narrator from what? Is that a book? Well, Parable means story, right, but it's, like, a biblical story... are you asking me for my opinion on God from the bible? Because, well, he is, kinda cool, i guess, realy liked the pests, having a son softened him though, but I guess that's characer development, i hated the way they killed the son- oh, not telling, spoilers..."
"Also, I do think that SpongeBob knows how to do a backflip, he just looks like he knows how to, I wish I could do backflips, they look super cool, but I think if I do one I'll just fall face first on the floor"
Waddup to the core personality we all love, Wheatley! Just a few questions so take your time to answer:
- You know transformers? If so, who's your favorite characters?
- Are there any AIs you know aside GLaDOS?
- and lastly, you're on my list as one of my favorite AIs ^^
"Well, I can't say I know it, but I heard of it from some of the scientists kids, as for a favorite, uhhhh, Optimus Prime sounded kinda cool, I think..."
"Well, I know other cores, they're AIs, yes, so there's that, as well as some other ones that I sometimes find in here"
"That's not a question- but, thanks, I'm flattered"
I’m about to graduate!!! (It’s a human education thing)
How are you?
"Hello! Thanks! And I- I know what a graduation is! Is when you finish school, right? Wow, was I gone for that long? And how i am? Well, i could be better, i think"
"Tomorrow, if i gwt lucky and never if i don't, but i thibk that's more luck than all i have left for a lifetime, and bloodyhell do i have a long lifetime"
"Uhhhh, the multiverse- yeah- the multiverse, that's the explanation for everything! I've met many other me's before so it's just a matter of getting used to it"