[theehorsepusssy]

[cutecipher]

we asked 100 nonbinary people what the

[cutecipher]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

[wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[bbyhog]

idk why people spend money on dog toys when most dogs love to play with firearms

[bbyhog]

why would i buy her a chew toy when this is so much easier

[iamoutofideas]

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS

[bbyhog]

Oh it's not mine!!

I was only taking a picture of it. I don't own any firearms and I do not really have any interest in buying a pistol. I just wanted to show off mollys favorite toy in the whole world. she likes to chew on the safety 🥺 sooo cute. I call her smelly smolly sometimes because she smells like old skin cells and farts a lot

[vedurnan-archive]

BTW, you remember the old “longhouse is perfectly constructed” post? I know it might seem embarrassing, but since making that post, my longhouse has been abandoned and ruined. It’s been 500 years since I made the post. These days instead of living in a longhouse, I walk around. Actually good for my ass muscle!

[argumate]

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

[adhoption]

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[halondrus]

[sovietnam]

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[botanize]

[throathole]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again your hard cock straining through your underwear or your pants is NOT a bulge, a proper bulge is SOFT. stop calling your barely concealed erection a bulge I’m sick of it

[fuckabusevictim]

That's a deplorable mis-use of Hilary's image. No sorry that's wrong... you're a deplorable....Hilary said so! And she doesn't use that kind of term lightly...in fact she never uses it anymore! Locked away with Billy the Lad in retirement....a sad ending!

[throathole]

?

[factbot]

There is a species of bee that barks like a dog

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[icaseybaybee]

[jadechasegranger]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]