[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[peachfromcmbyn]

What if you run out of flavoured sparkling water

Then you go to the store and get some at all costs. Don't let anybody stop you, run people over, kill them if you have to, never let anybody stand in the way of you and your flavored sparkling water.

[peachfromcmbyn]

What if you run out of flavoured sparkling water

Then you go to the store and get some at all costs. Don't let anybody stop you, run people over, kill them if you have to, never let anybody stand in the way of you and your flavored sparkling water.

[deadagaindaniel]

do you really need to ask jack

[unhinged-kitten]

who’s been here since 2011-2014?

[emziess]

I claimed you on my taxes, Shawn. Psych, S03E01

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you have proven again and again that you can survive. this is just more of that.

[stjohnstarling]

In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?

[stjohnstarling]

Yeah it’s one of the options on the Contact Support form:

[sharas-bae]

for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.

[stjohnstarling]

Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink they’ll fix the fucking system.

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[itberice]

Person of Interest 2.01 I "I think you've got me wrong, Harold."

[leotanaka]

The creators of Gotham literally said: "We're going to have to get really creative here because Warner Brothers and their legal team are not going to deny us the right to have the Joker on our show because of Jared Leto" 🤣🤣🤣

[inki-drop]

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

[homunculus-argument]

Never fight a guy in a wheelchair in close quarters. Once you're within arm's reach, you're in his melee range, and once he grabs a hold of you, you are FUCKED.

[squirrel--boy]

THEY CAN RUN YOU OVER JUST BY MOVIJG ACROSS YOU

THEY HAVE A CONSTANT METAL IMPROMPTU WEAPON ON THEM AT ALL TIMES

They are TERRIFYING

[homunculus-argument]

Nevermind the chair itself, it's their upper body strength that's your primary problem here. Every day is arms and chest day if your primary form of locomotion is pushing yourself forward by hand. If you get grabbed, you're getting wrung into a pretzel.

[blobti]

It's kinda how you don't want to get kicked by a horse because all a horse does is use leg and eat grass, but with arms that can grab, and as previously mentioned, pretzel you

[foxes-in-love]

All horses want to do is eat grass and kick ass.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[raptorific]

[pointnclickadventuregame]

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad