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yeah having a hell of a time with even desktop tumblr right now, if you ever see whoslaurapalmer or luluwquidprocrow anywhere else (discord, bluesky, twitter, dreamwidth, instagram, anywhere) It Me. it's definitely real live lulu vandelay
me: 🧍🏽♂️
my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously
but there actually are some social cues that can be taught. like the obvious one is when someone says “how are you” they usually mean “friendly noise” and are not actually asking how you are, although some people ARE genuinely asking how you are and it’s usually up to the context of your relationship to determine the difference
also that apparently “when you get a chance” usually means “when you take a break from the thing you’re immediately doing” and not “on a list among various other things you are doing today or tomorrow”
and when someone says “i’ll let you get going” they mean “please leave”
so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back
the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing
If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:
1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)
2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats
Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.
Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.
If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.
You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.
some more sketchbook pages :3
people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems
John Steinbeck, Journal of a Novel: The East of Eden Letters
no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday
Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay
It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:
Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.
Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on
Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st
[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]
I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore
NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.
guys what should my 10,000th post be
im so fucking stupid
i'm crying laughing this is so funny
the lady eve (1941) is like......it's not just a screwball romance it's a bonkers revenge screwball romance
wang zibo, "ladies," 2022, oil on canvas
THE THORNS OF IDEALISM
you wanna see one of our most iconic family photos. of course you do. behold
now it may not sound like it for i usually present joel vandelay as a reasonable man (and he is!) but my brother also very much operates on For The Sillies at about, 85% of the time. he is, after all, a slice of life cartoonist. and as my older brother, he found his little baby sister akin to a posable sack of potatoes. admittedly, I looked like a sack of potatoes. and one day in our youth he posed me with a, at the time, me-sized! watermelon. with sunglasses. this image lived on in infamy and other projects he did, to the point where, last year, he bought a watermelon and we immediately slapped some sunglasses on it. 🍉
