yoongi enjoyer @whasupbuttercup - Tumblr Blog

memewhore

brucebocchi

maybe he should stop sticking his dick in those very thin lemon slices 🙄

belethlegwen

fuckin choked on this tag

whitepeopletwitter

pharmdup

I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.

mirthfulrealist

PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after yourself and teach your kids to do the same.

blackbirds-on-the-marsh

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Tina Vasquez that reads: “My dad, who is a janitor, told me the holiday season is very hard on him because people have office parties & don’t clean up after themselves, which doubles his work. So, PSA: Don’t be an asshole. If you have an office party, clean up after. Shit doesn’t magically clean itself.” End ID.]

pigcatapult

Don’t make other people’s lives harder on purpose

#when we have parties at work #the party committee cleans up #and we make sure to bring the janitorial staff in and pick what snacks they want #we used glitter once and my manager literally vacuumed the room herself #this is the literal bare minimum #be a good fucking person

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

bloodbending

super mario sunshine

wearewatcher

puppet history (2022)

devilishdescent

i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character

devilishdescent

“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”

“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”

“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”

devilishdescent

“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”

“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”

“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”

witchoil

@editoress

cvberitual

“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*

thishartominefeelz

CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”

satan-your-lord-and-savior-deac

CLARC tries to burn down my house, but only turns my toaster on

occasionallygiveadamn

@lauralot89

funeralprocessor

i have returned to my roots . i was an og tumblr kid. this site did life changing damage to my young brain from the ages of 12-19 ish (me thinks i was abt 19 when i moved to kpop twt). but i have returned home 🫶🏻

sleepy-bebby

ratdotjpeg

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

reversewerewolf

do-you-have-a-flag

(via @mawziee ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore